Beerball Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 you're talking with your significant other about how difficult it is to clean up pet hair or mud or nerdles when all of the sudden you hear your doorbell ring. You go to answer the door only to find not a person, but, a Swiffer Wet Jet. Happened to me twice so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Never Would you jump out of bed to answer the doorbell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Trick question. I don't have a sigficant other. #ForeverAlone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 you're talking with your significant other about how difficult it is to clean up pet hair or mud or nerdles when all of the sudden you hear your doorbell ring. You go to answer the door only to find not a person, but, a Swiffer Wet Jet. Happened to me twice so far. Dude. Careful. Next time it is going to be code name Haris in a French Maid outfit with a swiffer and it is all part of Sammy's plan. I don't know his end game yet but I'd disconnect my doorbell if I were you. I have told him for years that your home life is off limits and he has always honored that. What did you do to make him break the rules like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 13, 2015 Author Share Posted February 13, 2015 Dude. Careful. Next time it is going to be code name Haris in a French Maid outfit with a swiffer and it is all part of Sammy's plan. I don't know his end game yet but I'd disconnect my doorbell if I were you. I have told him for years that your home life is off limits and he has always honored that. What did you do to make him break the rules like that? I bring up his past with Richard Gere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Jerky Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Never had Swiffer appear at my door... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 No. Twice?? Crazy?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 you're talking with your significant other about how difficult it is to clean up pet hair or mud or nerdles when all of the sudden you hear your doorbell ring. You go to answer the door only to find not a person, but, a Swiffer Wet Jet. Happened to me twice so far. then send me one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Happens to me all the time, which is exactly why I'm constantly complaining to my wife about our inability to purchase a new refridgerator, a private helicopter and a secret lair dug into the side of an active volcano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 you're talking with your significant other about how difficult it is to clean up pet hair or mud or nerdles when all of the sudden you hear your doorbell ring. You go to answer the door only to find not a person, but, a Swiffer Wet Jet. Happened to me twice so far. You didn't notice the camera crew "secretly" recording your conversation before the bell rang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 You didn't notice the camera crew "secretly" recording your conversation before the bell rang? Beerball is a reality TV star, so that's just every day for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 What are nerdles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 What are nerdlesDC Tom's offspring?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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