eball Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 Hey Doug -- denial isn't just a river in Egypt. This guy really takes the cake. I don't often just flat out root for people to fail, but in Doug's case I'll make an exception.
kota Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 HE IS A LIAR. He took that Jaguars job because Bradley is probably on his last legs. He's got a nice Assistant HC title and with Polian Jr. in the building he could be a strong candidate for that job. he failed at all of his other interviews. Those positions are at least locked up for 2-3 years. Next years seems to be a quiet year in terms of HC firings. Bradley better watch his back.
fridge Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 Never forget. On analytics... I need this framed in my office.
Beerball Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 So he left an actual head coaching job for a CHANCE to be a head coach again at some point in the future? Sure thing, Doug.too bad we can't get our hands on his diary to find out what he was really thinking and feeling in the two weeks that followed his quitting.
dpberr Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 I see a man who down deep doesn't really want to be a head coach. I see a guy who is content with being an assistant coach. That's cool with me.
YoloinOhio Posted February 5, 2015 Author Posted February 5, 2015 I didn't quit, obviously! I just took the option I had to walk away from my coaches and players. You know?
Just in Atlanta Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 I won a Porsche. But I gave it away and bought a Yugo. His lie is beyond amazing.
YoloinOhio Posted February 5, 2015 Author Posted February 5, 2015 @ByTimGraham: In first comments since he quit on Bills, Doug Marrone says he didn't quit http://t.co/GfiYhqanh7
Dirtbag Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 He looks like he put on weight? he's stuffed full of original pizza logs.
K8prisoner Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 The big plantation boss has spoken to all the owners of the the other plantations .. Little dougie finally realized if he ever wanted to work for any of those owners he had better pucker up because failed power plays will not be tolerated by the help . Unbelievable . I still want the jets draft pick for tampering because Woody started all this .. Even though it did help us in the long run by exposing this moron . That conversation w Doug is truly priceless . I almost feel bad that they castrated him .. Latest news from (Siberia) : Unsullied Doug leads jax into battle .. Well at least he leads five men into battle with the permission of two other men above him but anyway . Go (away) Doug !?!.
YoloinOhio Posted February 5, 2015 Author Posted February 5, 2015 Just saw this : the WR coach for the Jags is named Jerry Sullivan
BobbyC81 Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 Never ceases to amaze me how coaches can say so much and nothing at all at the same time. Also 3 obviouslys in that statement. He's like a politician. Gives a long-winded answer that doesn't really answer the question.
Leroi Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 Ironic. He appreciates his new o line finishing plays, but he can't finish anything. Ironic. Turtle boy needs help. Imo
Nanker Posted February 6, 2015 Posted February 6, 2015 He looks like he put on weight? He put on about 200 lbs of stupid. I need this framed in my office. Obviously. It's a classic. Obviously. His brain is about 5 IQ points lower than a bowl of oatmeal.
gordong Posted February 6, 2015 Posted February 6, 2015 HAHAHAHA , That's some funny **** right there!!!! He appreciates his new o line finishing plays, but he can't finish anything.
Heitz Posted February 6, 2015 Posted February 6, 2015 "My family and I made a decision to opt out." Translation: Wife Hates Buffalo. He didn't quit, he just, like, stopped going to work...
3rdand12 Posted February 6, 2015 Posted February 6, 2015 "My family and I made a decision to opt out." Translation: Wife Hates Buffalo. He didn't quit, he just, like, stopped going to work... Always seemed like a " Yes Dear" kinda guy good call Heitz
YoloinOhio Posted February 6, 2015 Author Posted February 6, 2015 (edited) "My family and I made a decision to opt out." Translation: Wife Hates Buffalo. He didn't quit, he just, like, stopped going to work... he did mention once on WGR that his wife hated to go to the grocery store after a loss because she felt like people glared at her or something like that.Paranoid much of the Wegmans cashier? Edited February 6, 2015 by YoloinOhio
3rdand12 Posted February 6, 2015 Posted February 6, 2015 (edited) he's stuffed full of original pizza logs. Part of the opt out contract? Terry: Doug your and idiot. Doug: obviously. Terry: we would like you to leave. and I have talked to Woody. Doug: what? did you say woody? titter titter. Terry: Yes the Owner of the NY Jets. I asked i f he would consider you as we are moving on. Doug:... Terry: How can we make this as smooth as possible. I mean what would you like to have from us to leave peacefully and pursue opportunities? Doug : ya know, I like those pizza logs. I really do. They really are pretty good. Terry: so Doug , are you telling me if i hook you up with say, alot, of those pizza logs, and they are tasty i know, pizza logs you go coach for the Jets? Doug: well sure. How many can i have ? Sexton floats down from his perch. Sexton: we want the four million. Terry: Pizza logs ? Doug: Yes! Sexton: and the cash for my idiot friend here and me, obviously. Kim: DONE. Later on.... Kim: you mad T pegs? Terry : naw. Kim: i sent him 4 million pizza logs that expired last year and cut our losses and increased the profits on this years projected ROI. Terry: Baby you're the greatest! they kiss and the show closes fade to black and to all a good night Edited February 6, 2015 by 3rdand12
HalftimeAdjustment Posted February 6, 2015 Posted February 6, 2015 He said his family is looking forward, not backwards. So should we. This is a thread about Jacksonville's OL coach. I do not care about the Jaguars OL coach because I am a Bills fan.
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