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That cute little bastard would chew your throat off in your sleep.

 

Edit: and how did a pitbull and a dachshund procreate? I mean it's not like a bull mastiff knocking up a chihuahua...but still. Hmmm.

Edited by Johnny Hammersticks
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Fake.

It's real. There's video of it running around on deadspin iirc.

A real life scrappy do.

i won't be expecting an apology. Perhaps I should pursue a legal remedy.
  • 2 weeks later...
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^

Dogs are amazing. I have a story like that, though it is much too long and dramatic for typing on my phone. Short version, my girlfriends female boxer-pit traveled over twenty miles, over the coarse of a two week record setting heat wave, from a place she had never been, dragging a six foot leash, and finally turned up at a friend of my GFs house where she had been only once before. Sightings every couple of days by searchers,law officers, and random folks, as well as many other odd details, made this one very dramatic reunion between the dog and her master.

Edited by THE KIKO MONSTER
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Of course, the successful family in the adoption lottery must certify that they have no small children in order to be sure that the dog is only able to attack potential families from the knees down.

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