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Ah crap, he's 1) alive, and 2) in the game. And still going for the knees.

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Not much of a Harrison fan, eh? Who is, outside New England?

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Does anyone know why anyone would think getting Gladys Knight for a commerical would be a good idea, much less for a million-dollar commerical??

 

In other news, I love seeing Brady get sacked.

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7:22, away we go. End of 1st Q

 

1. Oh get Will Smith off my set.

2. MBNA: Rugby and Gladys Knight. Make no sense, goes together like Dristan & Oak.

3. Honda's newest version of the Silly Overpriced Farm Vehicle repackaged as urban chic. Who cares, the floor will still rust out in 2 years.

4. Fox: 24 rocks the nation.

 

Fox takes it by default, because 24 rewls.

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7:22, away we go. End of 1st Q

 

1. Oh get Will Smith off my set.

2. MBNA: Rugby and Gladys Knight. Make no sense, goes together like Dristan & Oak.

3. Honda's newest version of the Silly Overpriced Farm Vehicle repackaged as urban chic. Who cares, the floor will still rust out in 2 years.

4. Fox: 24 rocks the nation.

 

Fox takes it by default, because 24 rewls.

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Speaking of 24, did anyone know that Keifer Sutherland is actually a GRANDfather?

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Speaking of 24, did anyone know that Keifer Sutherland is actually a GRANDfather?

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Eagles draw first blood.....Wow!

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7:33... 7-0 eagles

 

1. Farm animals. This is not promising. Bud. Lame. Lame lame lame.

2. Lay's. Starting out pretty lousy. Ok, throwing Hammer back over the fence was funny.

3. Subway. Hey we can be Quizno's too... um, no you can't. Guess the annoying fatboy ain't getting it done anymore.

 

Score that one for Lay's with the late haymaker landing for the KO.

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7:36, and Patriot nation is apopleptic as the Pats get called for holding for the first time since 2001.

 

1. Pepsi, starts with the incredibly hot Asian chick, and going straight downhill from there. Most of these songs should never be unbottled.

2. Get Shorty sequel. Cool. The dance scene with Uma Thurman, nice. Please tell me Dennis Farina will be back.

3. Degree for men. Trying too hard to be funny, while being completely unfunny. That sucked.

 

If Pepsi had gone with the hot Asian for 30 seconds, they'd have my vote, but it's gotta be Get Shorty II, or whatever they're calling it.

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7:42 and what the hell is up with these refs? They call holding on the Pats, they make the same fumble rulings for both sides... I'm frankly shocked.

 

1. Pepsi, Less hot asian chick, followed by fully hot Asian chick. Followed by a bunch of who cares.

2. Cadillac easing into the tunnel, and racing out again. Phallic fixation anyone?

3. Paul Oldfartney halftime show.

 

AFAIC, they all lose.

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I have to say, I'm not terribly impressed with the quality of the commercials so far...

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7:50, and I wonder who grabbed whom's testicles down in the pile on that fumble. I'm sure Brady was involved on one end or another.

 

1. Careerbuilder. Chimps. Did they sit a million of them in front of keyboards to think this up?

2. Taco Hell: Not a new commercial.

3. Bud Light: Al Pacino is a cockatiel now. Maybe Baretta woulda run a few extra seasons if they had thought of that.

4. American Idol plug.

 

Those all sucked.

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7:56 2 minute warning, and the biggest hit of the game? The 20 Yard Line on Deion Branch...

 

1. Batman Begins. This is gonna rock, but not much of an ad.

2. Silestone. I ain't Diana Pearl. Horrible.

3. Mich Amber Bock. I really like those rich vs. smooth spots.

 

Mich Amber Bock takes it by being just a smidge better than mediocre.

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8:10 7-7, and why does everyone have to be an imbecile after catching a TD?

 

1. Fox Nascar Swashbuckling, not a new one.

2. Heineken: Quality use of Styx, but I have no idea what that was all about.

3. Cobalt: Quality use of Yardbirds, but it's still a Neon.

4. MSN searching for some sort of LSD trip.

5. Local poop.

 

Can't give a thumbs up to either.

 

Why do I have a bad feeling this game is going to end on a figgie kick, AGAIN?

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8:10  7-7, and why does everyone have to be an imbecile after catching a TD?

 

1. Fox Nascar Swashbuckling, not a new one.

2. Heineken: Quality use of Styx, but I have no idea what that was all about.

3. Cobalt: Quality use of Yardbirds, but it's still a Neon.

4. MSN search on some sort of LSD trip.

5. Local poop.

 

Can't give a thumbs up to either.

 

Why do I have a bad feeling this game is going to end on a figgie kick, AGAIN?

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I think those were all local commercials, except for Nascar. I saw an Arby's commercial, a Menards commercial... Don't remember what else, but no beer and no idea what Cobalt is.

 

CW

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My Top 5 of the First Half, in no order:

1. Ford: Convertible Frozen Guy in Mustang

2. GoDaddy.Com

3. AmericQuest "You're Getting Robbed" with the Taser

4. Degree "Mama's Boy Action Figure"

5. Career Builder "I work with a bunch of monkeys"

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