YoloinOhio Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 She's on NFLN right now. Her dress has strategically placed footballs.
Clippers of Nfl Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Why in the world would I need the quote feature when I'm responding to the post directly above me? Did anyone NOT realize I was responding to Ryan L Billz? Who the hell cares regardless? Do you have a giant stick up your ass constantly or what? Wow. Calm down Vlad the Impaler aka Dracula.
Kemp2Warlick Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Around The NFL @AroundTheNFL 5m5 minutes ago Katy Perry: "I can assure you that nothing in my performacne will be deflated."
YoloinOhio Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 She said "I'm just here so I won't get fined"
Clippers of Nfl Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 She is one beautiful babe. Even if she had flat breasts. Big ones are just a bonus.
TheBillsWillRiseAgain Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Wow. Calm down Vlad the Impaler aka Dracula.
metzelaars_lives Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 (edited) safe bet she has deflated a lot of balls Her California Girls video alone has deflated more balls than Tom Brady could dream of.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F57P9C4SAW4 This video is so dumb. She's not even a good singer. Yes she has giant t**s. Yes I would love to engage in coitus with her. No I would not listen to this song at a Bills tailgate to appease a bunch of chubby, zubaz wearing, beer funneling, cigarette smoking, nasally accented girls from North Tonawanda. Edited January 29, 2015 by metzelaars_lives
DirtDart Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Unless Goodell bans her from showing anything. Which I wouldn't doubt. I would assume every man on earth wants a peek. well, most men anyways. Hopefully we get the Janet Jackson slip this halftime. This video is so dumb. She's not even a good singer. Yes she has giant t**s. Yes I would love to engage in coitus with her. No I would not listen to this song at a Bills tailgate to appease a bunch of chubby, zubaz wearing, beer funneling, cigarette smoking, nasally accented girls from North Tonawanda. I would take the NT girls over the 4x jersey wearing pigs here in Maryland. Any day.....
stony Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Coming from a dude with an avatar from a show that was all the rage 10 years ago I'm not sure I value what you consider humorous or not. This makes zero sense. Just because the show isn't on the air means it's not funny? Help me out here.
fansince88 Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 they are the anti-deflategate. those are definitely fully inflated. but we should squeeze them to be sure... Tom wouldn't be able to tell!
NoSaint Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 Why in the world would I need the quote feature when I'm responding to the post directly above me? Did anyone NOT realize I was responding to Ryan L Billz? Who the hell cares regardless? Do you have a giant stick up your ass constantly or what? Is this the fly under the radar thing you were talking about
jethro_tull Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 Wow. She / they ain't that great. Kate upton on the other hands....who cares if she cant sing or say a convincing line of dialogue.
agardin Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Not sure if this has been posted. I think I love her. Edited January 30, 2015 by agardin
Jon in Pasadena Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 It's weird because I prefer brunettes/black hair chicks except for when large breasticles are involved. Dark hair and huge boobs makes me think of cheesy porn for some reason. SORRY KATIE PERRY. Kate Upton fits the mold better imo: Yeah, you almost never see blonde huge-hootered pr0n bimbos. What planet are you from again?
metzelaars_lives Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Coming from a dude with an avatar from a show that was all the rage 10 years ago I'm not sure I value what you consider humorous or not. Worst comeback in the history of this website? It's gotta be in the discussion right? It's weird because I prefer brunettes/black hair chicks except for when large breasticles are involved. Dark hair and huge boobs makes me think of cheesy porn for some reason. SORRY KATIE PERRY. Your nightclub must be a real hoot. Edited January 30, 2015 by metzelaars_lives
TheBillsWillRiseAgain Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 Welp if you want to give me the details on yours we can compare? Or are we back on the whole "Crotchety old man who's bitter about being stuck with the same saggy trim for the rest of his life" thing? Because I could definitely hook you up with something young and new for a fun night out. As long as you don't make her sit there and listen to an Allman Brothers album because "It's important she understands what real music is."
Momma Pecoraro Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 I'd like to get urogenital with her (while listening to Perry Como).
TheBillsWillRiseAgain Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 Urogenital is easily the coolest word I didn't know existed that I've learn in MONTHS. Thank you. Now I just need to find the opportunity to slip it into some casual convos.
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