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what a cutie.

 

katy tells a story of when she was a little girl she would pray every night for boobs big enough that she couldn't see her feet. now jokingly says she didn't realize they would fall into her armpits.

 

anyways, she is a great choice for the halftime show. so many of her songs are about uplifting empowerment.

LOL. :beer:

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So, a guy starts a thread basically saying "Let's all spare a moment of silence in dedication to Katy Perry's breasts."

 

You know, because objectifying hot women and treating them as a piece of flesh is possibly the oldest hobby of men. And who doesn't enjoy it? It's all good.

 

This somehow spirals into a fight among various users about this, that, and the other thing, now on its fifth page.

 

Which only proves on thing: these discussion forums (subject matter is irrelevant) exist as a vehicle for angry individuals with anger issues to argue with anonymous strangers over almost anything.

 

Jesus Christ.

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So, a guy starts a thread basically saying "Let's all spare a moment of silence in dedication to Katy Perry's breasts."

 

You know, because objectifying hot women and treating them as a piece of flesh is possibly the oldest hobby of men. And who doesn't enjoy it? It's all good.

 

This somehow spirals into a fight among various users about this, that, and the other thing, now on its fifth page.

 

Which only proves on thing: these discussion forums (subject matter is irrelevant) exist as a vehicle for angry individuals with anger issues to argue with anonymous strangers over almost anything.

 

Jesus Christ.

Yet everyone is having fun with it but you. Enjoy the high road.

Look junior, you found the one thread of the year where everyone is ganging up on me and not you. Congratulations. I can tell you are having fun with this. Don't worry though, when the conversations revert back to football talk and possessing actual football acumen is required you will assume your usual role once again. Enjoy your day my friend.

 

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So, a guy starts a thread basically saying "Let's all spare a moment of silence in dedication to Katy Perry's breasts."

 

You know, because objectifying hot women and treating them as a piece of flesh is possibly the oldest hobby of men. And who doesn't enjoy it? It's all good.

 

This somehow spirals into a fight among various users about this, that, and the other thing, now on its fifth page.

 

Which only proves on thing: these discussion forums (subject matter is irrelevant) exist as a vehicle for angry individuals with anger issues to argue with anonymous strangers over almost anything.

 

Jesus Christ.

Yes, you are correct. In fairness, if Katy Perry was not a singer and just lets say, a pornstar, everyone would probably just agree that she's hot. But a few people had to get all, "ya know what, not only is she attractive but I really have a lot of respect for her... I really like her music; it speaks to me and helps me through stressful and emotional times in my life... In fact, it's what I listen to when I tailgate before Bills games." And there ya go, we're on page 5.

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So, a guy starts a thread basically saying "Let's all spare a moment of silence in dedication to Katy Perry's breasts."

 

You know, because objectifying hot women and treating them as a piece of flesh is possibly the oldest hobby of men. And who doesn't enjoy it? It's all good.

 

This somehow spirals into a fight among various users about this, that, and the other thing, now on its fifth page.

 

Which only proves on thing: these discussion forums (subject matter is irrelevant) exist as a vehicle for angry individuals with anger issues to argue with anonymous strangers over almost anything.

 

Jesus Christ.

 

Takes one to know one.

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Whether or not to like Katie Perry's artistry is totally irrelevant to the completely wrong practice of playing her music at an NFL tailgate. For instance, I'm not a huge AC/DC, Kid Rock, etc fan, but their music certainly belongs at a tailgate.

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Pop music is tolerable to me simply because I hear it all the time. We don't listen to it when we tailgate but if the chicks wanted to I wouldn't care. That whole "I'm the man, I wear the pants, and we're listening to what I want to listen to!" mentality died like 20 years ago in the North.

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So you are saying that you go to bills games with groups of girls and listen to Katy Perry while you tailgate and I'm missing out on something? Do you drink appletinis while you're doing this? Do you watch the bachelor with these girls too? Do you leave in the 3rd quarter if it gets chilly? Are you gearing up for your annual oscars party with these girls?

Because I'm a bills fan damnit. We listen to the stones and zeppelin and van halen and the hip when we tailgate. Not katy freaking perry. Am I in a twilight zone episode here? Speaking of which you people sound like you probably watch the twilight movies too. Am I missing out on that too if I go with a group of girls? Jesus I'm getting old.

I have a feeling these are the type of guys that end up in "the Friend Zone". They think if they go along with this crap, they will get laid...but never do.

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