MattM Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Football aside its hard for me to hate on Robert Craft He employed the catering company my wife used to work for (went to his house several times when we lived in Cape Cod) and he gave a great tip to the wait staff Football wise......i hate the patriots. And by all accounts his wife (whose family brought the $ to the table, since Kraft effectively married the boss's daughter) was a great woman, which kind of makes his gallivanting around with an "actress" less than half his age a bit nauseating. Kraft's not a dumb guy--Columbia and HBS alum that he is--so you'd think he could find an accomplished, wonkishly attractive woman in her mid-to-late 40's to squire around instead.
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Robert Kraft, Please apologize to us for Aaron Hernandez murder convistions Please apologize to us for Nicholas Kaczur - arrested for drug trafficing turned snitch and ..... Patriots receiver Julian Edelman arrested for indecent... New England Patriots Mascot Arrested in Sex Sting | Fox...
BELLABEANER Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Bob, Im Really sorry that you own a team full of cheaters.
Kirby Jackson Posted January 27, 2015 Author Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Robert Kraft, Please apologize to us for Aaron Hernandez murder convistions Please apologize to us for Nicholas Kaczur - arrested for drug trafficing turned snitch and ..... Patriots receiver Julian Edelman arrested for indecent... New England Patriots Mascot Arrested in Sex Sting | Fox... Ha ha, I like this one a lot too!! Let's just turn the tables and start asking him to apologize. Well played!!!
Pirate Angel Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 I am sorry that there are clear cut rules to the game of football and you club seems to feel that they are yours to manipulate. Im sorry your defenders feel its because your organization is so successful is your only reason of these accusations. That fact of the matter is you've been caught twice violating the rules of the game. Im actually sorry you havent been caught more because in all fairness your organization probably has.
Rivermont Mike Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Mr. Kraft, When you, Bill Belichick, and Tom Brady are on the ballot for the Hall of Fame, your culture of cheating will be the story again...and again...and again. People might have short memories from season to season, but the Hall of Fame is different. Your team, and your reputation, are tarnished forever. Hope you enjoyed holding up that shiny trophy, you disingenous jerk. Sincerely, NFL Fans
Utah John Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Mr Kraft -- I'm sorry the commissioner and you are such good buddies that you can keep breaking rules and getting away with it, almost never with any consequences or punishment.
snafu Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Mr. Kraft, I'm sorry for you. I'm sorry that you can't enjoy the peace of mind that comes with being an honest person. Sincerely, An honest person.
Nanker Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Krafty, I'm sorry that you're one of the most pathetic, disingenuous people ever seen in the public spotlight, you're a shameless transparent clown and imposter, and your team is led by two completely unlikable, lying, smug, tainted, serial cheating sociopaths who cannot help themselves from spitting on the game their entire life and worth is due to, and you and them deserve each other and will always be known for eternity by everyone except your myopic lying self-loathing bandwagon fans as not winners but whiners and not champions but cheaters. No disrespect. Love always, Kelly the Dog If there was a mic drop emoji I think that this would be the appropriate place for it.
....lybob Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Bob Like all great men who head a major organization you look for every edge both sanctioned and unsanctioned (which the ignorant unwashed masses deem cheating) sadly like many great men your reputation will be tarnished by the unpatriotic who refuse to understand that true competitors always "cheat" whether it is needed or not. Sincerely The ghost of Richard M Nixon
transient Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) Dear Mr. Kraft, I'm sorry that you had to hear the truth from the likes of Richard Sherman. I can't imagine I'd like that much, either. If it wasn't so true, you could probably sue for slander. Kindly tap Commissioner Goodell on the top of the head when he's done and let him know I said sucks for him too... pun intended. Piss off, mother effer! Edited January 27, 2015 by transient
Bleed Bills Blue Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Robert, William and Thomas, I am sorry in advance for the ass-whumpin' Rex and the boys are going hand you next season. Sincerely, Terry Pegula
Luxy312 Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Patriots organization, I'm sorry you are being scrutinized by the media and fans for allegedly deflating balls on purpose in order to gain a competitive advantage. After all, it's not like your coach has ever been under scrutiny in the past for indiscretions as pertains to the rules, which were used to his advantage in the past. He is clearly beyond any reproach in this matter and deserves our utmost respect as fans.I'm sorry in advance if the Seahawks use the tactic mentioned by Tony Dungy to slow down the game. It's just as possible that someone on that team could be hurt on one play and come back the next, as it is for the referees to get confused by Patriot player substitutions that would otherwise be deemed illegal. In either case, both are in the fair spirit of the game.I'm sorry that Belichick has no scientific acumen to speak of. While rubbing your own balls or those of Tom Brady may have an effect on something, rubbing an NFL football will not change the pressure of the ball. If I were a fan of your team, I would write a letter to the organization asking them to forbid BB from ever talking about science again. Whatever it is that he thinks "science" actually is. I'm sorry that Tom Brady is a whiny B word. Honestly, his incessant crying during every game about every play must get tiring. More than anything, I think I'm just grateful here that he isn't miked up such that we have to listing to it. His body language, head rolls and such are enough to make me want to yell STFU at my TV as it is. I'm sorry that even with a win on Sunday that your team will be 1-2 in Superbowls by almost every football fan that isn't a Patriots fan. Those first three wins will forever have asterisks that don't get erased with time or with continued fervid arguments that Spygate didn't really matter. With a loss in the Superbowl, your organization would be doomed forever as the team that won 3 with cheating and lost 3 with a different type of cheating that got you to the big game, but didn't help you win it. Hugs, Not a Patriots fan
Bleed Bills Blue Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Patriots, From a woman's perspective, I am especially sorry for Tommy's hurt feelings. I never wanted to see things go this far. I hope these words from the Bee Gees may bring some measure of healing to this poor man. How can you mend a broken heart?How can you keep the ball from popping out?How can you throw a nice tight spiral? Who makes these rules I flout? How can you mend this broken man?How can a loser ever win?Please help me mend my broken heart and let me win again. Yours, Kim Pegula
plenzmd1 Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 And by all accounts his wife (whose family brought the $ to the table, since Kraft effectively married the boss's daughter) was a great woman, which kind of makes his gallivanting around with an "actress" less than half his age a bit nauseating. Kraft's not a dumb guy--Columbia and HBS alum that he is--so you'd think he could find an accomplished, wonkishly attractive woman in her mid-to-late 40's to squire around instead. I am not sure if you are being sarcastic or not, but i am guessing you are If you are not....for all the reasons to hate Kraft, that youngin on his arm is the one reason i am NOT hating on him.
somnus00 Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Dearest Robert Kraft, I do sincerely apologize for putting you in this position of having to defend William Belichick and Thomas Brady. I realize there are innocent men rotting in prison or on death row, but this indecency is tragedy that your $billions$ likely cannot soothe. I should have spared you from this fate by banning Mr. Belichick in 2007 when he was caught cheating. Instead I allowed that individual to continue his cheating ways. I led you on with the false hope that your organization could engage in any actions without repercussions. Afterall, your team cheated in the Superbowl and I destroyed the evidence. How could I have teased you so? I truly hope there is some way that I can ease your suffering. Sexual acts are not off the table. Longing to be yours, Roger Goodell xoxo ps: RK + RG = True love 4-ever
Maybe Someday Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Since very few people would actually mail a letter to the *pats* via USPS and even if they do it’s unlikely it would gain any national attention, can someone get this trending on Twitter or Facebook? I’d do it myself but don’t participate in social media. If we can do that, you know it’ll gain even more media attention. I’d also be curious how many fans of other teams feel the same way that we do. #ApologyforKraft
ricojes Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Bobby, My bad. Don't worry I'll take care of it. We'll discuss over dinner at my place. Sincerely, Goods
Bubba Gump Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 What I wanna know is if the Pats* are found "guilty" of altering the footballs, is he gonna apologize to the league and millions of fans???
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