Kirby Jackson Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Robert Kraft is demanding an apology from the NFL. I thought that it would be funny if everyone started flooding the Patriots with "apology" letters. Let's send them our "sincerest" condolences for the injustice that they have suffered. Send the letters to: Robert Kraft or Bill Belicheck or Tom Brady C/o New England Patriots One Patriot Place Foxborough, MA 02035 Spread the word!! Brady already said that "his feelings were hurt" let's see if we can break his spirit (maybe he will quit). At any rate get to writing!! Feel free to post the PG versions here.
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) Dear Robert Kraft, On behalf of the NFL let me apologize for allowing Deflate gate to exist throughout SB week. The NFL should have put a stop the Cheatriots ways at the time of Spygate and banned Bellyache for life. Sincerely NFL Edited January 27, 2015 by BillsFan-4-Ever
Kirby Jackson Posted January 27, 2015 Author Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) My 1st one is going to be to Brady. I am going to talk about how your legacy can survive when everyone thinks that you are a cheater (look at Bonds, Clemens and A-Rod). Regardless of what happens from here on out no one can change the fact that you are the only QB to win multiple Super Bowls with under inflated footballs. I am going to talk about some other passive aggressive stuff as well I just haven't had a chance to think it through yet. Edited January 27, 2015 by Kirby Jackson
TC in St. Louis Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Gentlemen, Obviously the Patriots are to be admired for their hard work and dedication. Not only do I owe you an apology for the outrageous accusations and indignities caused by your intentional deflating of 11 of 12 footballs, I also owe you a personal thank you for lying down and letting my former team, the Buffalo Bills, win a game at your home field. Obviously the game meant nothing, yet you chose to show mercy and I obviously appreciate that so much that I walked out on my former team, the Buffalo Bills. Fortunately for me, I have received my dream job, which is coaching the offensive line for the fastest rising team in football, the Jacksonville Jaguars. Thank you again for your hospitality, and please accept my humble and personal apology for the outrageous treatment you boys received after cheating for so many years. I love you. Obviously, Doug "St. Doug" Marrone Assistant Head Coach/Offensive Line Coach THE Jacksonville Jaguars Jacksonville, Florida USA
Tyrod's Tailor Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 My 1st one is going to be to Brady. I am going to talk about how your legacy can survive when everyone thinks that you are a cheater (look at Bonds, Clemens and A-Rod). Regardless of what happens from here on out no one can change the fact that you are the only QB to win multiple Super Bowls with under inflated footballs. I am going to talk about some other passive aggressive stuff as well I just haven't had a chance to think it through yet. definitely mention how he'd have 4 rings like Montana if only he hadn't overthrown Welker in 2011.
TheBillsWillRiseAgain Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Blobert Kraft, This is what happens when you turn a blind eye to your head coach creating an atmosphere that cheating is acceptable. Reap it, B word. Best Regards, Mike
Mike in Horseheads Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 My 1st one is going to be to Brady. I am going to talk about how your legacy can survive when everyone thinks that you are a cheater (look at Bonds, Clemens and A-Rod). Regardless of what happens from here on out no one can change the fact that you are the only QB to win multiple Super Bowls with under inflated footballs. I am going to talk about some other passive aggressive stuff as well I just haven't had a chance to think it through yet. Dear Bobbie.... I know how it feels to be wrongly accused. Love... Lance Armstrong
K D Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) Dear Mr. Kraft, I like your macaroni and cheese. Love, Kdiggz (yes i know he's not the mac and cheese guy before people try and correct me) Edited January 27, 2015 by kdiggz
CodeMonkey Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) Dear Bobbie.... I know how it feels to be wrongly accused. Love... Lance Armstrong Winner! Although Dear Tommie might be better Edited January 27, 2015 by CodeMonkey
Mike in Horseheads Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Winner! Although Dear Tommie might be better They are interchangeable.
YoloinOhio Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Cheatriots: I'm sorry. I'm sorry McLovin fumbled in the 2009 game at Foxboro paving the way for your 2010 SB run I'm sorry Gronk had single coverage with Duke Williams in 2014 paving the way for your 2015 SB run I'm sorry about Greggggggg Jauron Mularkey Chan Wanny Marrone If it wasn't for the Bills incompetence you would not have the AFCE dominance of the last 15 years, putting you in the playoffs annually with home field and a path to the SB (except when you suck and lose to the Ravens, etc). You wouldn't have the constant microscope on your cheating and it would be much easier to cover up. It's not you, it's us. Yours til Niagara Falls, Bills fans
Tu-Toned Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) Dear Bob, I will never eat a Kraft single again. For all we know, with your cheating ways and all, that might not even be real cheese that your pushing there. Sincerely, Tu-Toned Edited January 27, 2015 by Tu-Toned
DC Tom Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Mr. Kraft I'm sorry the league couldn't prove you cheated. Sincerely, etc., etc.,
Kelly the Dog Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Krafty, I'm sorry that you're one of the most pathetic, disingenuous people ever seen in the public spotlight, you're a shameless transparent clown and imposter, and your team is led by two completely unlikable, lying, smug, tainted, serial cheating sociopaths who cannot help themselves from spitting on the game their entire life and worth is due to, and you and them deserve each other and will always be known for eternity by everyone except your myopic lying self-loathing bandwagon fans as not winners but whiners and not champions but cheaters. No disrespect. Love always, Kelly the Dog
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) Herr Kraft, NUTS. -JoeSixPack Edited January 27, 2015 by joesixpack
Kirby Jackson Posted January 27, 2015 Author Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Krafty, I'm sorry that you're one of the most pathetic, disingenuous people ever seen in the public spotlight, you're a shameless transparent clown and imposter, and your team is led by two completely unlikable, lying, smug, tainted, serial cheating sociopaths who cannot help themselves from spitting on the game their entire life and worth is due to, and you and them deserve each other and will always be known for eternity by everyone except your myopic lying self-loathing bandwagon fans as not winners but whiners and not champions but cheaters. No disrespect. Love always, Kelly the Dog If there was a mic drop emoji I think that this would be the appropriate place for it.
YoloinOhio Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) Dear Krafty, I'm sorry that you're one of the most pathetic, disingenuous people ever seen in the public spotlight, you're a shameless transparent clown and imposter, and your team is led by two completely unlikable, lying, smug, tainted, serial cheating sociopaths who cannot help themselves from spitting on the game their entire life and worth is due to, and you and them deserve each other and will always be known for eternity by everyone except your myopic lying self-loathing bandwagon fans as not winners but whiners and not champions but cheaters. No disrespect. Love always, Kelly the Dog Edited January 27, 2015 by YoloinOhio
John from Riverside Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Football aside its hard for me to hate on Robert Craft He employed the catering company my wife used to work for (went to his house several times when we lived in Cape Cod) and he gave a great tip to the wait staff Football wise......i hate the patriots.
Talley56 Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Dear Robert Kraft, Despite the fact that there are people who've spent years in prison for crimes they did not commit we understand your situation is much worse. You guys got your poor little feelings hurt. For that, we all apologize Sincerely, NFL
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