The Poojer Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 unbearable does a man in the alley while texting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 I would have **** my pants, likely peed too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 The last thing you wanna do when you go face up with a bear is run..... Believe me....I know this to be true. Ive done it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 The last thing you wanna do when you go face up with a bear is run..... Believe me....I know this to be true. Ive done it That's correct. Instead you just want to bear left and get out of there fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorkington Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Luckily black bears are relatively chill animals hah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted January 23, 2015 Author Share Posted January 23, 2015 next time i encounter a beer face to face, i will make sure to assess and think about the situation before i make my decision...either that i will crap myself and run, and most likely trip and fall, and subsequently be eaten by the bear The last thing you wanna do when you go face up with a bear is run..... Believe me....I know this to be true. Ive done it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 (edited) next time i encounter a beer face to face, i will make sure to assess and think about the situation before i make my decision...either that i will crap myself and run, and most likely trip and fall, and subsequently be eaten by the bear I'll be face to face with several beers tonight. Edited January 23, 2015 by KikoSeeBallKikoGetBall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 When I was younger....way younger....I would go on hunting trips with my uncles in Wyoming/Utah......deer, elk, moose mostly. Because I was the young one (and the rest of them were frankly fricken lazy) my job most of the time would be to "dog the trees" where I would start at the top of an area and move down driving what were hunting to the "hunters" (I use that term loosley) would camp and wait for something to come out of the treeline. One of these times I cam face to face with a huge ass bear who had no intentions of running from me. I had my rifle but I had no intentions of shooting it. I basically stayed very still until it decided to move on. I have also been 10 feet away from a Moose.........in the wild these are magnificent animals. I was only like 12 years old at the time so the damn thing looked like a dinasour to me. Anyways......bears tend to chase if you run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted January 23, 2015 Author Share Posted January 23, 2015 hahahaha.....fruedian slip... d'oh I'll be face to face with several beers tonight. my best parenting advice when my kids would go camping, i told them if they get chased by a bear, you don't necessarily have to be faster than the bear, you simply need to faster than your friend When I was younger....way younger....I would go on hunting trips with my uncles in Wyoming/Utah......deer, elk, moose mostly. Because I was the young one (and the rest of them were frankly fricken lazy) my job most of the time would be to "dog the trees" where I would start at the top of an area and move down driving what were hunting to the "hunters" (I use that term loosley) would camp and wait for something to come out of the treeline. One of these times I cam face to face with a huge ass bear who had no intentions of running from me. I had my rifle but I had no intentions of shooting it. I basically stayed very still until it decided to move on. I have also been 10 feet away from a Moose.........in the wild these are magnificent animals. I was only like 12 years old at the time so the damn thing looked like a dinasour to me. Anyways......bears tend to chase if you run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Support your right to arm bears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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