Best Player Available Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 terry, just wondering why does all the cheesy laminated furniture have rent to own stickers on it?
truth on hold Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 (edited) "Just tossing out a bunch of Bon Jovi CDs and posters I found in the drawers. Looks like Marrone was banking on a different owner." Â Or .... Â "The offensive playbook they left behind had all the O's running up the middle and getting tackled for a 2 yard loss by the X's. Weird." Â Or .... Â "Just flashed on the screen Mariota declared. You think there's a chamce he drops to 50?" Â Or .... Â "For the 5th time now I didn't order any pizzas. Must be someone playing a prank. You said the guy placing the orders had a Bronx accent. Does that sound like me?" Edited January 15, 2015 by JTSP
Gugny Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 "You were right, Rex. All I needed to do was cut my hair and shave and BAM ... I'm a HC. Have fun in NOLA, bro!!!"
filthymcnasty08 Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 So…what kind of socks do you have on?
H2o Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 Yeah, I'd like to order 50 pan pepperoni pizzas. My address? I'm at the unemployment office downtown. Name? Marrone, Doug Marrone.
Talley56 Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 "Hey, Best Buy, the TV in here sucks. Can you deliver a 64 inch LED by tomorrow with surround sound?"
BillsfaninMyrtleBeach Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 " Sure Doug, you can use me for a reference."
/dev/null Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 Hello Denver area Papa Johns? I'd like to order a large pepperoni and talk to your owner about a job. No no no, I already have one. I want to offer him one
Lurker Posted January 16, 2015 Posted January 16, 2015 "Yeah, Rob, it was a real hoot. Those rubes bought every word of it..."
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