boyst Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 (edited) http://www.cleveland.com/nation/index.ssf/2015/01/ny_fourth-graders_accused_of_p.html Three fourth-grade students in upstate New York have been suspended after they plotted to kill their teacher with hand sanitizer, according to news reports. The students, all girls at an elementary school in Elba, N.Y., didn't like their teacher because she "is mean", reports the Daily News. They knew the teacher was highly allergic to hand sanitizer, so in early December they planned to put anti-bacterial products around the classroom, police said. I never knew someone could be allergic to hand sanitizer. Weird. Edited January 12, 2015 by jboyst62 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 The perps almost made a clean getaway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 What they going to do when they are 16? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 What they going to do when they are 16? Cascade? Dawn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Cascade? Dawn? No, I think they'll be up to Tide by then. Sixteen might be a little early for Oxyclean, but if these kids are determined, you never know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I blame the mean streets of Elba, NY. Kill or be killed....that's how you grow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I wonder when the first germ of the idea to do this first occurred to the little miscreants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I blame the mean streets of Elba, NY. Kill or be killed....that's how you grow up. You know Elba is only a stone's throw from where Chef Jim grew up. Any coincidence? I think not! LMAO... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 (edited) These are considered domestic terrorism songs and will send a child to Juvi till their 18: "Glory glory hallelujah, teacher hit me w/a ruler. We met her @ the door w/a loaded .44 and she don't teacher no more!" "On top of Old Smokey, all covered w/blood, we shot our poor teacher w/ a .44 gun all just for fun. So we had a funeral where we drank lemonade, instead of throwing flowers, we threw hand grenades." Does anything rhyme w/hand sanitizer?... Since they are doing away with .44's and hand grenades. Wow, I wonder what they would have done if they knew she was allergic to peanut butter. Children can be so nasty! Edited January 13, 2015 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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