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She's definitely mentally ill. No woman voluntarily subjects herself to the kind of treatment she probably got unless they have some deep-seated issues.

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I could have fun with her. I'd force her to make me bacon every morning and pork chops every night. Then every Wednesday we play Pictionary where every word is Mohammad. I'd also sell all of my cattle and buy pigs. When she gets annoying in the end, I'll blow her up Ali Akbar style.

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I'd wrap my unit in sandpaper that I had previously coated with superglue, then rolled in broken glass. Then I'd pound every orifice in her hairy, smelly body.

 

So I guess that's a yes.

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I'd wrap my unit in sandpaper that I had previously coated with superglue, then rolled in broken glass. Then I'd pound every orifice in her hairy, smelly body.

 

So I guess that's a yes.

wouldn't you be superglued to her?

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Depends.. can i hit it while she's being waterboarded? :w00t:

Considering the fact that she's a Muslim and in their culture women are considered property with slightly more rights than a goat, you could pretty much get away with whatever you want

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wouldn't you be superglued to her?

 

 

No. The superglue is on the outside of the sandpaper. Check your PMs. I sent a pic.

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