The Real Buffalo Joe Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 I was trying to keep this Bills related. Now that it isn't, my Boss told me I had too much hatred in my heart. He told me to make a list of everything/person I hate. This document is dated May 2013. New York YankeesAlex Rodriguez George Steinbrunner Fans New England PatriotsTom Brady Bill Belicheat MSNBC Piers Morgan Miami DolphinsDan Marino Don Shula 1972 LeBron James Indoor/domed baseball stadiums Cheap BeerNatty Light Bud Light Busch Light Keystone Light Elvis Presley Computerized music Toronto Maple Leafs Sydney Crosby The word “soda” California Hippies Country songs about redneck/southern/small town/rural pride Double Negatives The Burger King at the corner of 646 and 517 in Dickinson, TX The Night staff at the Alvin Kroger New York City Willis McGahee Alex Rodriguez The Houston Rockets NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman The song “Imagine” by John Lennon PETA Baytown Seafood in Alvin The Big Bang Theory Two and a Half Men (with Ashton Kutcher) Dane Cook Soccer Rochester, NY Jay Leno The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame The Baltimore Ravens/Art Modell The Tennessee Titans/ Bud Adams Wrong usage of the word “literally” Hidden fees when buying tickets Des Moines, Iowa The 1919 Chicago White Sox The word “Kudos.” Dallas Cowboys The term “America’s Team” to describe the aforementioned team People who love country music People who hate country music Uncool cars that get “tricked out.” Disco Music People with Bob Marley/Nirvana shirts/posters and don’t know more than three songs from them. People who show up late to a sporting event Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 If not limited to football, then every member of 06-07 Ottawa senators. Derek Jeter hyenas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I'm brain-dead. That said, clue me in on the anti penguin attitude. Because of !@#$ing March of the !@#$ing Penguins. Here's my review of it: The most insipid piece of anthropomorphising **** I've seen at a theater - ever. The only thing missing from this movie that would have made it completely craptacular was the traditional "Animal X would live a perfectly happy and healthy life full of sunshine and rainbows if it wasn't for the evil intentions of man" nonsense. The plot was basically "Look! Penguins!" The basic theme was that penguins, in suffering cold, hunger, predators, and long separations from family, maintain in the face of such adversity their abilities to love, mourn, organize play dates between little penguin chicks,...basically, that as penguins they struggle to overcome the adversity of being a penguin and maintain their humanity throughout the ordeal. There's only one thing the movie fails to consider: they have no !@#$ing humanity! THEY'RE !@#$ING PENGUINS!!! Hell, before I saw this movie I actually liked Emperor Penguins. This movie has made me hate them with a passion. After ninety minutes of watching the little !@#$ers waddle around the screen while Morgan Freeman anthropomorphizes the **** out of them, I now like things that eat Emperor Penguins a hell of a lot more than I do penguins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 If not limited to football, then every member of 06-07 Ottawa senators. Derek Jeter hyenas How do you hate Derek Jeter? I hate the Yankees more than anybody else, but you gotta respect him. I think the media kisses his @$$ too much, but that's not on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 How do you hate Derek Jeter? I hate the Yankees more than anybody else, but you gotta respect him. I think the media kisses his @$$ too much, but that's not on him. I was more confused on how he hates Africa's Trash Compactors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Tom Brady Bill Belicheat no espainin to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 Tom Brady Bill Belicheat no espainin to do You hate them? I couldn't tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 James Franco Adam Levine Pats* Dolphags John Lennon Feminists There are many more but this is a good start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 The Kardashians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Any vocalist that uses autotune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Any vocalist that uses autotune. I find it easier to just hate the creator of autotune himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 As a Bills fan there are a lot of people you're required to hate. Who do you hate the most, and why? Feel free to add more. In no particular order Bon Jovi Doug Marrone Willis McGahee Tom Brady Bill Belicheat Brian Belicheat Donte (W)Hitner Jason Peters Rob Johnson The 1999-2000 Tennesee Titans Make a poll. Marrone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Make a poll. Marrone Marrone doesn't belong in the "Hate" category...he is classified under "Who would you lock in a room with 1000 rats and tie him to a chair with cheddar cheese stuffed in his pockets" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 why John Lennon???? James Franco Adam Levine Pats* Dolphags John Lennon Feminists There are many more but this is a good start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 How anyone could hate another human being for something .. of all things .. FOOTBALL-related, is beyond me. Grow the hell up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 How anyone could hate another human being for something .. of all things .. FOOTBALL-related, is beyond me. Grow the hell up. Lighten up, Francis. How about strongly dislike. Philly Flyers and fans Drunk Maple Leaf fans People who bang on rink glass Obsessive Yankees fans Left lane drivers who don't pass Parents of obese kids Flo from Progressive Most music acts on SNL Jerry Jones Michael Strahan Oprah Winfrey Julia Roberts Claire Daines Dick Cheney Tea Partiers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Tom Cruise (and his unrealistic world view brought on by his $200 Million net worth) NSFW due to language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Lighten up, Francis. How about strongly dislike. Philly Flyers and fans Drunk Maple Leaf fans People who bang on rink glass Obsessive Yankees fans Left lane drivers who don't pass Parents of obese kids Flo from Progressive Most music acts on SNL Jerry Jones Michael Strahan Oprah Winfrey Julia Roberts Claire Daines Dick Cheney Tea Partiers Wow. That's actually a really good list. Although, I kind of like Strahan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 How anyone could hate another human being for something .. of all things .. FOOTBALL-related, is beyond me. Grow the hell up. i hate you for saying that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Sarah Jessica parker. Speed limits on interstates. Lebron James Ground bees Coach K British and French cuisine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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