CowgirlsFan Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Nope!! Didn't care for them even before I became a Bills Fan. You need to call more people "Idiots" because if they know anything about you it makes them feel"loved". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 The mother of your avatar !@#$ed Beerball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Bad hair day in your avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Bad hair day in your avatar. When you were a bank teller, the only flavors of lollipops you had were the crumby ones...butterscotch, pineapple, and beef gravy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Still have open shower for the homeless ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Still have open shower for the homeless ? Mead has a vintage collection of Boone Farms and Carlo Rossi in his wine cellar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 He didn't think my idea to remove frozen eggs off of his windshield with warm Vaseline would work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 He didn't think my idea to remove frozen eggs off of his windshield with warm Vaseline would work. ^ Thought that I should use warm Vaseline to remove splattered egg from my car windshield when it was -65 F. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 ^ Thought that I should use warm Vaseline to remove splattered egg from my car windshield when it was -65 F. Puts his phone on vibrate and places it between his legs waiting to get stopped by the po-po. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Puts his phone on vibrate and places it between his legs waiting to get stopped by the po-po. Is the northeastern regional Vice President of NAMBLA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 ^^ Recruitment Chair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 ^^ Recruitment Chair Enjoys the scent of his own farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Picks on others to mask his own lack of self of steam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Picks on others to mask his own lack of self of steam. Thinks "1st base" is sharing a hot pocket in the break room with a female co-worker. Thinks "2nd base" is an invitation to bible study at his church. Behind closed doors, with pleasure grunts muffled as to not alert his mother, has frequent vigorous sex with a fur glove named Doug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Thinks "1st base" is sharing a hot pocket in the break room with a female co-worker. Thinks "2nd base" is an invitation to bible study at his church. Behind closed doors, with pleasure grunts muffled as to not alert his mother, has frequent vigorous sex with a fur glove named Doug. Likes traffic tickets, especially for sexting and driving.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Won the Nobel Prize in "Advanced Algorithms in Useless Information" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 25, 2015 Author Share Posted May 25, 2015 Won the Nobel Prize in "Advanced Algorithms in Useless Information" Won a daytime Emmy for his work as the old lady in the I've fallen and I can't get up commercial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Won a daytime Emmy for his work as the old lady in the I've fallen and I can't get up commercialConsiders himself a rebel because he wears his white dress shoes BEFORE the 4th of July. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Puts an asterisk after his own name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 As a "life coach", DC Tom always stresses the importance of self...especially self gratification. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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