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Nope!! Didn't care for them even before I became a Bills Fan.

 

You need to call more people "Idiots" because if they know anything about you

it makes them feel"loved".

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He didn't think my idea to remove frozen eggs off

of his windshield with warm Vaseline would work.

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Thought that I should use warm Vaseline to remove splattered egg from my car windshield when it was -65 F.

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Thought that I should use warm Vaseline to remove splattered egg from my car windshield when it was -65 F.

Puts his phone on vibrate and places it between his legs waiting to get stopped by the po-po.
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Picks on others to mask his own lack of self of steam.

Thinks "1st base" is sharing a hot pocket in the break room with a female co-worker. Thinks "2nd base" is an invitation to bible study at his church.

 

Behind closed doors, with pleasure grunts muffled as to not alert his mother, has frequent vigorous sex with a fur glove named Doug.

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Thinks "1st base" is sharing a hot pocket in the break room with a female co-worker. Thinks "2nd base" is an invitation to bible study at his church.

Behind closed doors, with pleasure grunts muffled as to not alert his mother, has frequent vigorous sex with a fur glove named Doug.

Likes traffic tickets, especially for sexting and driving....

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Won the Nobel Prize in "Advanced Algorithms in Useless Information"

Won a daytime Emmy for his work as the old lady in the I've fallen and I can't get up commercial

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Won a daytime Emmy for his work as the old lady in the I've fallen and I can't get up commercial

Considers himself a rebel because he wears his white dress shoes BEFORE the 4th of July.
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