4merper4mer Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 (edited) Pooj? This is serious and important. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2r-sVyR7mk Plus: Why can't I get a Youtube to embed anymore? Edited January 6, 2015 by 4merper4mer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 put some red hair on her and hell yeah!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 You might need some WD-40. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Too bad the robot wouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted January 6, 2015 Author Share Posted January 6, 2015 Too bad the robot wouldn't. I'm working on that. She's not fully self actualized yet and if I get a plan in action it might work. The red hair might be tough because certain other bots might get tipped off to the goings on. Anyway, if any of you see Beerboy tell him to go to Walgreen's and get some temporary hair color --- red --- and some color remover. put some red hair on her and hell yeah!!!! OK Thanks. Further warning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 There are serious ethical questions to be answered here. For instance, is it cheating if she's a robot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 There are serious ethical questions to be answered here. For instance, is it cheating if she's a robot? Did it happen more than 50 miles away from home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 There are serious ethical questions to be answered here. For instance, is it cheating if she's a robot? Well...if you can rape a picnic table, I'd say you can cheat with a robot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I'm working on that. She's not fully self actualized yet and if I get a plan in action it might work. The red hair might be tough because certain other bots might get tipped off to the goings on. Anyway, if any of you see Beerboy tell him to go to Walgreen's and get some temporary hair color --- red --- and some color remover. OK Thanks. Further warning Why make it so creepy? And clean the dirt off it as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Pooj? This is serious and important. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2r-sVyR7mk Plus: Why can't I get a Youtube to embed anymore? boobs are too big for a dancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Did it happen more than 50 miles away from home? 50? I thought it was a 300 mile limit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 50? I thought it was a 300 mile limit 50 is only for robots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 boobs are too big for a dancer And I though Mario for Skelton was an absurd statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Well...if you can rape a picnic table, I'd say you can cheat with a robot... Probably wouldn't risk splinters with a robot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Probably wouldn't risk splinters with a robot! no but you'd have to bring the lube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Well...if you can rape a picnic table, I'd say you can cheat with a robot... But can a robot consent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 But can a robot consent? I bet Bill Cosby wondered that before you did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanM.D. Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 That 'thing' is super creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 is it a robot for real? Cuz if thats a person that body is smokin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted January 12, 2015 Author Share Posted January 12, 2015 Okay Pooj here is the latest. I had Beerboy buy some red hair color. He came back with "Just for Men" but who cares, it's a robot and getting him to go back to the store and buy the right thing? It could be years. Anyway, he mixed up the color and put on those plastic gloves and he was was ready to go. All he really had to do was talk to her and get her to allow him to gently apply it. Instead he runs up behind her, puts her in a half nelson and starts squirting. The female bot goes into defense mode and starts trying to throw him off. To his credit he is hanging on pretty well and getting some in her hair, but then she kicks in into 4th gear and things get crazy. Dye is flying everywhere, there is lots of jumping and spinning and screaming....Beerboy missed his calling for the rodeo because I'm telling you, he is HANGING on. He maintains the half nelson...right handed....and wraps his left leg in around her shin, tucking his foot behind her calf. After that it is hard to say exactly what happened. Here is what I recall but it was happening so fast: More spinning and the bot tried using her hips a lot...to no avail. The bot started making threats and calling him names and he did the same. Then something changed and she seemed like she like it and was saying some VERY dirty things.......some stuff I had never even heard. Strange voices from both...almost moaning. More of the same, more of the same, more of the same....then it stopped. Next thing I know, a red-headed Beerboy is relaxed, and smoking a cigarette, the bot is looking at him with an expression no robot should ever have....she is still blond but with a few streaks of red. He falls asleep. She seems a little annoyed but still happy anyway....the end....or so I thought. She is now following him around telling him to do stuff and recounting the stories from her day in excruciating detail. The Googlebot is like crazy angry and I think ready to kill Beerboy. Sammy has been laughing so hard all day that i have been cleaning up hamster pee from everywhere. Anyway, I have too much crap to deal with here to hook you up with the female robot any time soon. I hope you understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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