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I swear, no one could make this stuff up about Marrone. It seems he's swilled down a bucket o' Karma in his past life.

 

But enough is enough.

Let's talk about Gronkowski. No one could make this up either:

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/rob-gronkowski-erotic-fiction-reality-article-1.2066492

 

Rob Gronkowski inspires erotic fiction novel The New England Patriots superstar is the muse behind 'A Gronking to Remember,' a new adult novella about a woman's sexual awakening at the sight of the All-Pro tight end doing his thing on the football field.
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Published: Monday, January 5, 2015, 3:55 PM
How many days until the draft?
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Who on the Bills covers him next year? Kiko, Aaron Williams, please blow this guy up!

 

I'm sure he neither authorized nor endorsed this. The possibilities for trash talk are ... well, judge for yourself:

 

"No detail is too graphic or ridiculous for author Lacey Noonan, who describes bored housewife Leigh's first exposure to Gronk as "jiggling ribbons of electric jelly through my body." "It’s hard to explain exactly, but seeing such a fierce display of physical domination on the TV made me feel like a woman," Leigh confesses while her oblivious husband watches the game with her. "I bet Gronk has a six pack you could wash laundry on. I lick my lips thinking about it."

 

I almost feel sorry for Robby boy.

 

Almost.

 

And she wants it to be a series:

"But Noonan is only getting started and has billed "A Gronking to Remember" as “Book One in the Rob Gronkowski Erotica Series." "

 

:w00t::huh::excl:

Posted

As a Bills fan, my wife prefers A Meatballing to Remember, an erotic fantasy inspired by Kyle Williams.

Gaaaaaaaah! "cover" LB? :rolleyes: A Meatballing to Remember? I need a new keyboard now!

 

I'm just fed up with all the "Let's Bring in Mediocre Young QB A, B, and C who are under contract to other teams" threads. I needed a diversion -- so to speak. :bag:

Posted

I wonder how many erotic novel titles based on players names we can come up with. Right off the top of my head:

 

Fifty Shades of MarQueis Gray.

Manuel Stimulation.

Robert Griffin:The Thirst.

Something about Jordan Gay... Not that there's anything wring with that.

Posted

Isn't Gronk married to a porn star??

I don't think so. There was a bit of a swirl when he posed shirtless with a porn star wearing his jersey back in 2011, you know, back before the Patriots had TE being accused of murder and so forth to worry about. They both claimed it was only a picture, though the star in question expressed regret about that.

 

I don't think Gronk is married.

Posted

I wonder how many erotic novel titles based on players names we can come up with. Right off the top of my head:

 

Fifty Shades of MarQueis Gray.

Manuel Stimulation.

Robert Griffin:The Thirst.

Something about Jordan Gay... Not that there's anything wring with that.

 

. ;)

Posted

 

I swear, no one could make this stuff up about Marrone. It seems he's swilled down a bucket o' Karma in his past life.

 

But enough is enough.

 

Let's talk about Gronkowski. No one could make this up either:

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/rob-gronkowski-erotic-fiction-reality-article-1.2066492

 

Rob Gronkowski inspires erotic fiction novel The New England Patriots superstar is the muse behind 'A Gronking to Remember,' a new adult novella about a woman's sexual awakening at the sight of the All-Pro tight end doing his thing on the football field.
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Published: Monday, January 5, 2015, 3:55 PM
How many days until the draft?

 

 

 

"No detail is too graphic or ridiculous for author Lacey Noonan, who describes bored housewife Leigh's first exposure to Gronk as "jiggling ribbons of electric jelly through my body."

 

"It’s hard to explain exactly, but seeing such a fierce display of physical domination on the TV made me feel like a woman," Leigh confesses while her oblivious husband watches the game with her.

 

"I bet Gronk has a six pack you could wash laundry on. I lick my lips thinking about it."

 

 

OH Yeah that is toooooo awesome, only in America :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I wonder how many erotic novel titles based on players names we can come up with. Right off the top of my head:

 

Fifty Shades of MarQueis Gray.

Manuel Stimulation.

Robert Griffin:The Thirst.

Something about Jordan Gay... Not that there's anything wring with that.

 

 

Ahhh, this place, it's the best :thumbsup:

Isn't Gronk married to a porn star??

 

 

Not according to wiki, but there is this;

 

 

"In September 2012, PLB Sports produced a frosted corn flakes cereal named Gronk Flakes that were sold in New England at Stop & Shop supermarkets. Gronk Flakes are made by the same company that produced Flutie Flakes. A portion of proceeds will benefit the Gronk Nation Youth Foundation.[33]"

 

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Gronkowski

Posted

I am pretty sure he dated a porn star named Bibi Jones for a while. Later on she appeared with another athlete, so poor Gronk got dumped.

 

The only erotic language that comes to mind with Gronkowski is yelling F*** at the television as some Bills defender fails to tackle him for the fourth time that game. It isn't good for me and it startles the dog.

Posted

It's fiction, right? So someone did indeed make this up.

 

You literalist you! What I meant was, if a kid was assigned to write a realistic fiction short story for English class and put in that crap about a porn novel based on Gronkowski, the teacher would probably mark it down: "C'mon kid, like THAT'S gonna happen!"

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