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Get out of my way you old fossil...I can pick my own staff.

 

This miracle worker doesn't need a Yoda!

 

Obviously yours,

 

St. Doug

Head Coach until Coughlin says I am not

Jacksonville Jaguars

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Dear Diary,

Obviously, my first official press conference as HC was just my first step in establishing that I'm the one running the show around here. Some giant prick reporter asked me if I was going to quit like I did in Buffalo and Syracuse and 1) clearly laid out all the reasons I would never do that to Lil Nate again and 1) obviously mentioned there is no payout for doing so ... no, ok? I love love love all the people here especially Mr. coughlin who makes me call him "Sir", but I did get his coffee right today so I'm excited about getting that part down. Tomorrow I'm going to see if he lets me schedule practice when I want to or if I have to use "Coughlin Time...." ahhhhhrgh JUST GO AHEAD AND FIRE ME" um. Sir.

 

Obviously yours, St. Doug

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Dear Diary,

 

I obviously didn't really want to hire Donnie Henderson anyway...I just wanted to see Tom's cheeks get all ruddy. He's cute when he's agitated.

 

Saint D

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He's really living rent-free in a lot of Bills fans' heads.

 

I mean, this thread is great and all, but... :lol:

 

He's the girlfriend you never really liked anyway, but because she dumped you first...

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