Nanker Posted January 3, 2015 Posted January 3, 2015 So he ups and breaks his face when his elasti-band snaps, hits him in the face, falls down, cracks bones in his eye socket, then falls on the floor breaking some ribs. Right. He either got mugged by someone or got totally pissed drunk and blacked out and fell down a flight of stairs. http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2015/01/02/harry-reid-accident-senate-democrat/21182151/
Nanker Posted January 3, 2015 Author Posted January 3, 2015 I want answers. Scrum in the bathhouse? Free-for-all on a mountain back slope? Food fight at a tossed salad bar?
Deranged Rhino Posted January 3, 2015 Posted January 3, 2015 I want answers. Scrum in the bathhouse? Free-for-all on a mountain back slope? Food fight at a tossed salad bar? Ask yourself this: what machine was he using? Seems clear to me the stairmaster lobby has engineered this treadmill disaster in an effort to overtake the market. While I cannot confirm it, I have a source that says Reid pocketed three payments of $29.99 from the stairmaster lobby to "take a fall".
IDBillzFan Posted January 3, 2015 Posted January 3, 2015 Everyone knows when Harry returns to Vegas, the first stop is always Mistress Stiletto's House of Pain. Next time Harry will think twice before ordering the Electric Gag-n-Bag Thursday Night Special.
B-Man Posted January 3, 2015 Posted January 3, 2015 I work with seniors...........................it was a fall. I don't know how (or why) he fell but it was undoubtedly that. Now, Harry is deciding now whether or not to run again in 2016, so (as democrats do) his immediate response is to lie to the public. He doesn't want to show his age...............................as if his embarrassing senate ramblings haven't already.......lol .
Doc Posted January 3, 2015 Posted January 3, 2015 I work with seniors...........................it was a fall. I don't know how (or why) he fell but it was undoubtedly that. Now, Harry is deciding now whether or not to run again in 2016, so (as democrats do) his immediate response is to lie to the public. He doesn't want to show his age...............................as if his embarrassing senate ramblings haven't already.......lol The proof will be whether there's a lawsuit filed against the equipment company and/or gym.
LeviF Posted January 3, 2015 Posted January 3, 2015 Definitely into some kinky stuff. This isn't the first time this has happened, if I remember correctly.
keepthefaith Posted January 3, 2015 Posted January 3, 2015 Why does someone his age continue to stay in office? Doesn't he have something better to do with his remaining somewhat healthy years? Apparently not.
Deranged Rhino Posted January 3, 2015 Posted January 3, 2015 Why does someone his age continue to stay in office? Doesn't he have something better to do with his remaining somewhat healthy years? Apparently not. Drinking the blood of Christian babies prolongs his life a good three or four decades. Harry's just entering his prime.
DC Tom Posted January 3, 2015 Posted January 3, 2015 Drinking the blood of Christian babies prolongs his life a good three or four decades. Harry's just entering his prime. It's why the he supports universal health care. Got to keep the food supply safe.
Deranged Rhino Posted January 3, 2015 Posted January 3, 2015 It's why the he supports universal health care. Got to keep the food supply safe. So true. It all makes sense when you stand back far enough.
Keukasmallies Posted January 4, 2015 Posted January 4, 2015 My sources tell me that he was in a compromising position when the police raided the joint; harried Harry tripped over his suspenders during the get away. Result: Face plant city.
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