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Do you know the difference between real breasts and fake breasts?

 

Who cares?

 

i didn't say i CARED if they're real or not.

 

Still wanna snort illicit powdered substances off them xD

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Any one I'm allowed to touch is real.

 

I remember years ago in Paul Reiser's book "Couplehood," where he discusses how breasts were one of things he worried about when it came to getting married. He wrote something like, "I just want to be clear on this: you're saying that if we get married, these are the only breasts I'll be allowed to touch for the rest of my life?"

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I remember years ago in Paul Reiser's book "Couplehood," where he discusses how breasts were one of things he worried about when it came to getting married. He wrote something like, "I just want to be clear on this: you're saying that if we get married, these are the only breasts I'll be allowed to touch for the rest of my life?"

 

No, as you get older you'll have your own.

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