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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last

instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a

drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while,

the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits,

and paint naked.

 

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from

the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and

shrug and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into

the

room, they open the door.

 

"Nice boobs," says the man. "Where do you want the blinds?"

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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last

instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a

drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while,

the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits,

and paint naked.

 

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from

the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and

shrug and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into

the

room, they open the door.

 

"Nice boobs," says the man. "Where do you want the blinds?"

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Would it be as funny if it was two monks and a female blinds saleswoman commenting about how the cold made them stand at attention?

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No.

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