Alaska Darin Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 It's a slow day, so it's probably time to bring it back. BRING IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 It's a slow day, so it's probably time to bring it back. BRING IT! 227308[/snapback] Darin... Would you sooner put a banana in a lib's tailpipe or slash their tires? Thanks! Signed, Reactionary in PA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 Darin... Would you sooner put a banana in a lib's tailpipe or slash their tires? Thanks! Signed, Reactionary in PA 227313[/snapback] It depends on their transgression. The banana is probably the wrong food item to use. A potato is a better choice - guaranteed seal as long as you have one big enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 It's a slow day, so it's probably time to bring it back. BRING IT! 227308[/snapback] I've seen enough fat today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
34-78-83 Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Darin, I've heard that you have "man love" for TD? Is this true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Movinon Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Do you think we should trade JP for Steve McNair?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 Darin, I've heard that you have "man love" for TD? Is this true? 227322[/snapback] I'll admit to high fiving other dudes when the BILLS score a TD. It should be pretty obvious to everyone I don't have alot of spare love laying around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 Do you think we should trade JP for Steve McNair?? 227324[/snapback] No. But maybe London Fletcher for Kendrell Bell... Gotta love the off season. There are alot of monitors out there with tongue prints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Darin, Please make some sense of some here talking about bringing in Kurt Warner. Do you think he would make sense for the Bills? Signed, Mrs Warner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#89 Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 It depends on their transgression. The banana is probably the wrong food item to use. A potato is a better choice - guaranteed seal as long as you have one big enough. 227319[/snapback] That could be a banana if it was big enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 Darin, Please make some sense of some here talking about bringing in Kurt Warner. Do you think he would make sense for the Bills? Signed, Mrs Warner 227339[/snapback] About as much sense as last season's starting QB. Well, except he's got less of an arm, sucks in bad weather, and isn't durable. On the plus side, when his thumby isn't hurt (I'm not convinced that's not from sucking on it in a dark closet while poking pins in a voodoo doll that looks remarkably similiar to you), he's more accurate than Drew. BTW, my floor is dirty and your hairstyle is the perfect mop. Git 'er done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kent14 Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 What's the easiest way to format a hard drive? Kent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 What's the easiest way to format a hard drive? Kent 227351[/snapback] With a powerful magnet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 When is Nick going to get off his lazy ass and run a FAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 When is Nick going to get off his lazy ass and run a FAT! 227359[/snapback] When I tell him to! Friggin' Rochesterians, living high on Wegman's, Pontillo's, Dinosaur BBQ, and garbage plates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Why do people always remember where they were when someone famous was killed? Do they feel perhaps they'll need an alibi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 Why do people always remember where they were when someone famous was killed? Do they feel perhaps they'll need an alibi? 227371[/snapback] It's a tool we lessors use to cover our fear of the unknown. Plus it's conversation for beer time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Darin, Why is John Kerry still around? When he lost the election, wasn't that the equivalent of a majority of the US telling him to STFU? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Darin, I am writing on behalf of an Eagles fan: I am a lifelong Eagles fan, and I just bet my house and my car on the Eagles +7, I am turning to you for guidance, will the Eagles cover? I am so nervous right now its indescriable!! Help!!! Signed, Eagles fan with 1 foot dangling off the Walt Whitman Bridge in Philadelphia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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