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I am a lurker ..a dilattante , third string reader and an undrafted poster with a question that may be obvious ..

 

In order to ask these questions and maybe get a serious response out if this pit I fell in without being aware of the new rule put in place for the playoffs that allowed forward passes on fourth quarter kickoffs until right now .. I apologize for a seeming exercise in ego and expect no one to bother to read all of this and offer me some understanding as to why I can walk away from failure and stupidity everywhere in my life except for the bills and like a addict I explain and self rationalize bad behavior .. You see I have to explain in detail everything that led up to me bothering you with my first post in all othe years I have been getting news from Tbd ..the same way we get our news from the internet and the comedy channel these days..

 

 

It's difficult for a junkie to judge anyone but looking a replays a still have nothing different to say to my girlfriend , a former buffalonian and Empire State star athlete who stumbled into the other room while I was watching the Denver game.. She came to make fun of me for taking my abuse Everytime they have a significant game . Like many of you she jokes I am a battered wife even though she is mildly paying attention like all who are from buffalo , uniquely aware of how much a football team affects the psyche of an entire region..

As I mentioned... She is lured in to hang out with me and sits next to me with the .. Attitude ...I'm am a beautiful girl and why I am all alone on Sundays when any man or woman alive would lie and steal to pay attention to me but instead I chose this idiot who hadn't figured out the truth behind buffalo sports that all of us have figured out long ago and aren't tolerating the emotional trauma surrounding that inevitability and divested emotionally to a mild curiosity

Without chuckling aloud at her curiosity , I smile as she sits down pretending I am not aware of the weekly challenge to ignore the game and pay attention to the naked girl next to me ..

What play occurs..

Well the kitty slide ..

We both know sports so we watched stunned at the replays and could see then as well as now that he could have picked up the first if he went head first.. It would have been close . He may have fumbled upon being hit and it was 50 /50 if he would have been knocked out of the game .. Even knowing this ..how could any man actually pull up and not fight for the chance to got to the playoffs and fold by choice ..how could anyone make it that far in his profession if that choice exists ovr the instinct of winning and why am I suckered in to watching this ..

The start of my long winded questions ..and no I don't care what you think about me or whatever ..I have be honest about truth and guilt I have been faced with and why I made my choices ..

 

We laugh about all of this as we struggle for power in good jest in our house ..any one who chooses to live with a beautiful girl knows the beautiful part doesn't matter except to an outside observer but it is part of her power when they feel ignored but has nothing to do with all this except for the degree of this choice in life to ie ..to watch the game live without being bullied ( a nice problem from the outside , not so much if repeated like me trying to get laid in the middle of a show she likes but I don't ) pausing and why to give up my time watching football every week etc ..

By some reverse miracle she was lured back in even after ortons chickens@#t . To witness her second and third plays of the day ..she kinda missed the third down play which seemed to me a set up for a make able fourth down and two .. Without paying attention at all she deduced looking at the six + minutes on the clock they had to go for it and was actually emotionally exclaiming how the h**l could they punt ..and left disgusted at them and me for actually rewarding cowardice and impending failure by encouraging this and continuing to watch ..

 

 

 

My questions are these . In addition to those posed throughr the telling of my story which is maybe like all of yours .

 

How does orton explain his actions in film on wed ..as well as how does marrone justify his choice of we have a better chance to get a recovery on an onside as opposed to calling time out and trying to get 2 yards and lose the game 6 minutes earlier .. Cowardice haunts you forever with what if as I found out in 3rd grade and haven't repeated

 

..does losing by these ways start an emotional expectation that is felt in the oh no not again groans that probably started in early 2000 at rich stadium that like an infection can be cured by a group that fight the opposing team ..the officials and the expectations of doom that leak out weakly from the home crowd if one bad thing happens that weren't there when we witnessed the Houston comeback where the officials helped us ..

 

Do the coaches tell great but emotional players to expect to have to overcome all manner of unfairness in order to win as all will be tested in games beyond the field

 

Is there a way to show the team solidarity and cheer the bad calls when we don't overreact and collectively turn fear and bad expectations afyer a fumble or intercept by knowingly getting 76000 aware of their effect their sound of oh no not again causes

 

Last ..what do We say to the great smart and pretty girls who watch the kitty slide if there is no consequence for such a horrible turtle move that mentally kills all momemtum and loses all casual fan that really want to back anything they can believe will improve

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Well said. I read your entire post. The fact that your girlfriend acknowledges it was a kitty slide is one thing...but if you have kids (in the future) be sure to use Orton's slide as a teaching moment. Tell your son or daughter NOT to slide until they reach their goal in life.

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I did not read your entire post because, frankly, I don't have 30 minutes to sort through that garbled mess. I will reply to the thread title, however, and offer my agreement. Orton is a kitty. A big fat, furry kitty.

 

BTW...is the double period (..) used to compensate for the lack of periods in your writing? If so, interesting technique.

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To the OP: You have lurked around here long enough to know that all guys who are single with a girlfriend who shows any interest in the Bills are obligated to attach pics. I believe I speak on behalf of my fellow posters in asking that you attach two pics (one tasteful and the other of her own choosing).

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To the OP: You have lurked around here long enough to know that all guys who are single with a girlfriend who shows any interest in the Bills are obligated to attach pics. I believe I speak on behalf of my fellow posters in asking that you attach two pics (one tasteful and the other of her own choosing).

 

Here, here!!

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I read the whole post can agree with pretty much all of it. Everyone in my family wonders why the hell I stay dedicated to this ****ty organization, spending precious time on Sundays awaiting the inevitable letdown.

 

I agree with BringBackFergy too...We need a pic to truly capture the whole of your post.

 

Also, I wish idiots people would stop with the juvenile "IN" bs. It's beyond lame.

 

I've never been to RWS, as I live roughly 2,700 miles west of OP, but I watch every game...I can't remember the last time the crowd made the opposing team work hard to hear the snap count. It's like everyone in the stadium knows they will fail. Being a Bills fan sure is rough. Oh well, hopefully someday they'll be good again.

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I read the whole post can agree with pretty much all of it. Everyone in my family wonders why the hell I stay dedicated to this ****ty organization, spending precious time on Sundays awaiting the inevitable letdown.

 

I agree with BringBackFergy too...We need a pic to truly capture the whole of your post.

 

Also, I wish idiots people would stop with the juvenile "IN" bs. It's beyond lame.

 

I've never been to RWS, as I live roughly 2,700 miles west of OP, but I watch every game...I can't remember the last time the crowd made the opposing team work hard to hear the snap count. It's like everyone in the stadium knows they will fail. Being a Bills fan sure is rough. Oh well, hopefully someday they'll be good again.

Then don't comment on the fans and noise. That would be the game against the Browns.

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Hilarious ..

I change my name to long winded prick but I wanted to respond thoroughly

I read your posts ..I wish I could oblige with a photo ..that's why I get to indulge because I really care and protect her even though she happens to have the power of her appearance ..still an active athlete ,, I was afraid that was all you will focus on but it was part of the whole story of defending watching a lit box with half hearted a$$holes..

I have even questioned myself even though I'm in my late forties my mind still thinks like I'm twelve sometimes and she knows it ..that why she does the whole look at me how can you watch the game when you have this .. I do the same and hand her a present when she is watching some show time series ..with the same low success rate .. we are both non plussed.. And we are spoiled and want what we want ..

 

 

Anyway ..I am more interested in explaining to her why I am dumb enough to probably watch Green Bay with one guy who slides a yard before a marker getting paid 5.5 mil even if he gets injured ..guys like spiller who is learning from Fred but still runs out of bounds risking less than Fred ( like watching trey urinate in my ears the furthur he gets from owsley and Garcia ) or please explain how a coach says we will get the ball back twice if we punt on 4th and two . Help me understand these guys go home and explain why they have no balls or do their wives not watch?

My point is I could not go home and get any love from this strong woman if I did kitty behavior in protecting us or our home or lives ..who are they accountable to? It isn't the team or they would be getting killed today in film

 

I feel stupid for caring but I have to admit I do care and my wife/girlfriend wants to care she just isn't a glutton for punishment like me ..and I have finally asked the question is she right and are my fan ways idiotic..just like my girl I'll never care for another logo/team. But I don't have to like it

 

I haven't gone to pornhub sites but I'll say even great sex or visual gets the attitude of .. Ehh I'll hit that later darling .and I don't feel the dilaudid anywhere near as much as I used to..

 

I fairly straight and boring and completely loyal to my wife/gf .. I want to blow off the bills but I won't and my final point is about the culture of losing ..I wonder how dangerous it truly is to tank (even though they seem to be a 500 team I barely watch at all ). Is it like getting a heart transplant where they never seem the same and everyone is probably a little nervous In their presence. The bills are trying to be at the end of their 14 year tank ..do we all need yearly shock treatment so we have the patience like we had in the late 80s

And how did that team overcome their horrible culture to build a winner beside drafting a guy that partied but wanted to win at all costs ..Kelly might play better than orton ..he is probably more mobile mr orton

 

Thanks to whoever thought up the kitty slide ..it should be the picture on next years season tix ..come play with us in kyles sand box ..he will take the hit next year .we promise ..it's our time again ..

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I read the whole post can agree with pretty much all of it. Everyone in my family wonders why the hell I stay dedicated to this ****ty organization, spending precious time on Sundays awaiting the inevitable letdown.

 

I agree with BringBackFergy too...We need a pic to truly capture the whole of your post.

 

Also, I wish idiots people would stop with the juvenile "IN" bs. It's beyond lame.

 

I've never been to RWS, as I live roughly 2,700 miles west of OP, but I watch every game...I can't remember the last time the crowd made the opposing team work hard to hear the snap count. It's like everyone in the stadium knows they will fail. Being a Bills fan sure is rough. Oh well, hopefully someday they'll be good again.

I've been to at least 40 games despite never living closer then 5-6 hours and now 10 hours away. I've seen many times in person where this has happened.
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