PastaJoe Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 State of the Union Drinking Game Every time Bush says... "The state of the Union is strong" 1 strong drink "Dick Cheney" 1 stiff drink "mandate" 1 blue drink with 48% alcohol "Iraq" 1 small (they're more expensive than we were told, and they said they'd buy) "democracy" 1 with Florida orange juice "Bring it on!" Arm wrestle a friend; loser drinks "tax cut" Order the most expensive drink, you're kids will be paying for it "nukular" 1 Depth Charge "WMD" Look around the room for the beer that you heard your roommate hid last year "fiscal responsibility" 2, but finish laughing first so you don't spill "drugs from Canada" 1 shot of Canadian Club "frivolous lawsuits" 1, then then threaten to sue the person next to you for something ridiculous "Social Security" 1 shot of Metamucil "Donald Rumsfeld" 2 shots of Wild Turkey "Jenna" Have whatever she's drinking If he admits to the mistakes he made in the past 4 years... STOP DRINKING, you're obviously hallucinating! Feel free to submit your additional ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fartacus Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Like Bush or not/agree with his platforms or not, he's delivered on almost every promise he's made. (The 2001 deficit promise was pre-9/11) Presidential Promises Scorecard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted February 2, 2005 Author Share Posted February 2, 2005 That list falls far short on "delivering on almost every promise he made". And on the big issues, going from a surplus to a deficit and invading Iraq because of WMD, he's failed, with more of the same to come. I think you started drinking too soon, you're supposed to wait until the speech starts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 If he says " Your either with us or against us" Then Liberal wacko's will have to move to Canada and never come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 "Jenna"226074[/snapback] i want to see bush make a nelson munz gesture to senator kerry and say ha-ha you lost! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 State of the Union Drinking Game Every time Bush says... "The state of the Union is strong" 1 strong drink "Dick Cheney" 1 stiff drink "mandate" 1 blue drink with 48% alcohol "Iraq" 1 small (they're more expensive than we were told, and they said they'd buy) "democracy" 1 with Florida orange juice "Bring it on!" Arm wrestle a friend; loser drinks "tax cut" Order the most expensive drink, you're kids will be paying for it "nukular" 1 Depth Charge "WMD" Look around the room for the beer that you heard your roommate hid last year "fiscal responsibility" 2, but finish laughing first so you don't spill "drugs from Canada" 1 shot of Canadian Club "frivolous lawsuits" 1, then then threaten to sue the person next to you for something ridiculous "Social Security" 1 shot of Metamucil "Donald Rumsfeld" 2 shots of Wild Turkey "Jenna" Have whatever she's drinking If he admits to the mistakes he made in the past 4 years... STOP DRINKING, you're obviously hallucinating! Feel free to submit your additional ideas. 226074[/snapback] It's too bad you didn't come up with this during the debates; I think you've covered all the Bushisms pretty well, but I can think of a few Kerryisms... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 I would like to add "freedom" (in honor of his inauguration speech) and "pen-in-shula." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickey Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 If he says " Your either with us or against us" Then Liberal wacko's will have to move to Canada and never come back. 226126[/snapback] ...and the conservative wacko's get to stay? I guess that means we get Sponge Bob and you get Limbaugh. I'll take that trade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fartacus Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 That list falls far short on "delivering on almost every promise he made". And on the big issues, going from a surplus to a deficit and invading Iraq because of WMD, he's failed, with more of the same to come. I think you started drinking too soon, you're supposed to wait until the speech starts. 226113[/snapback] Do you honestly think that deficit promise would have been made after 9/11? Nosepick! Flight Suit! Halliburton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 ...and the conservative wacko's get to stay? I guess that means we get Sponge Bob and you get Limbaugh. I'll take that trade. 226392[/snapback] Congratulations on picking the only recognizable liberal leader in the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 ...and the conservative wacko's get to stay? I guess that means we get Sponge Bob and you get Limbaugh. I'll take that trade. 226392[/snapback] Naaa, you're right, take them with you when you go Mick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SactoBillFan Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace 2.3 million jobs added last year Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace Cut deficit in half by 2009 Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace 105 Gov programs to cut Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace No Child Left Behind Successful Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace Increase size of Pell Grants Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace Comprehensive Tax Plan Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace Immigration Reform Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace Social Security Broke in 2017 Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace Voluntary Personal Retirement Acounts Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace Constitutional Amendment on Marriage Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace Judicial Nominees up or down vote Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace HIV bad Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace Syria and Libia really bad Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace Iran really really bad Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace Iraqi elections good (I hope so too) Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace Exit Strategy Dunno Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace I've had enough to drink now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace 2.3 million jobs added last year Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace Cut deficit in half by 2009 Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace 105 Gov programs to cut Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace No Child Left Behind Successful Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace Increase size of Pell Grants Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace Comprehensive Tax Plan Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace Immigration Reform Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace Social Security Broke in 2017 Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace Voluntary Personal Retirement Acounts Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace Constitutional Amendment on Marriage Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace Judicial Nominees up or down vote Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace HIV bad Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace Syria and Libia really bad Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace Iran really really bad Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace Iraqi elections good (I hope so too) Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace Exit Strategy Dunno Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Peace I've had enough to drink now. 226848[/snapback] Really, except for a few minor details (NCLB, Marriage Amendment) it's not all that indistinguishable from a Democratic platform. Sad, really... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RkFast Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Really, except for a few minor details (NCLB, Marriage Amendment) it's not all that indistinguishable from a Democratic platform. Sad, really... 226884[/snapback] Was getting my taxes done and missed it. Sounds like it was the usual BS. Thanks, Sacto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SactoBillFan Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Really, except for a few minor details (NCLB, Marriage Amendment) it's not all that indistinguishable from a Democratic platform. Sad, really... 226884[/snapback] I'm pretty sure they also differ on the privatization of Social Security. Otherwise you're probably right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 I'm pretty sure they also differ on the privatization of Social Security. Otherwise you're probably right. 226913[/snapback] Hey look! People are opening their eyes! Now if you Democrats and Republicans would just realize that government is the problem and not the solution, we might get somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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