State of the Union drinking game

PastaJoe · February 2, 2005

State of the Union Drinking Game

Every time Bush says...

"The state of the Union is strong"

1 strong drink

"Dick Cheney"

1 stiff drink

"mandate"

1 blue drink with 48% alcohol

"Iraq"

1 small (they're more expensive than we were told, and they said they'd buy)

"democracy"

1 with Florida orange juice

"Bring it on!"

Arm wrestle a friend; loser drinks

"tax cut"

Order the most expensive drink, you're kids will be paying for it

"nukular"

1 Depth Charge

"WMD"

Look around the room for the beer that you heard your roommate hid last year

"fiscal responsibility"

2, but finish laughing first so you don't spill

"drugs from Canada"

1 shot of Canadian Club

"frivolous lawsuits"

1, then then threaten to sue the person next to you for something ridiculous

"Social Security"

1 shot of Metamucil

"Donald Rumsfeld"

2 shots of Wild Turkey

"Jenna"

Have whatever she's drinking

If he admits to the mistakes he made in the past 4 years...

STOP DRINKING, you're obviously hallucinating!

Feel free to submit your additional ideas.

Fartacus · February 2, 2005

Like Bush or not/agree with his platforms or not, he's delivered on almost every promise he's made. (The 2001 deficit promise was pre-9/11)

Presidential Promises Scorecard

PastaJoe · February 2, 2005

That list falls far short on "delivering on almost every promise he made". And on the big issues, going from a surplus to a deficit and invading Iraq because of WMD, he's failed, with more of the same to come. I think you started drinking too soon, you're supposed to wait until the speech starts. <_<

erynthered · February 2, 2005

If he says " Your either with us or against us"

Then Liberal wacko's will have to move to Canada and never come back. <_<

/dev/null · February 2, 2005

"Jenna"
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:blush: <_<

i want to see bush make a nelson munz gesture to senator kerry and say

ha-ha

you lost!

DC Tom · February 2, 2005

State of the Union Drinking Game

Every time Bush says...

"The state of the Union is strong"

1 strong drink

"Dick Cheney"

1 stiff drink

"mandate"

1 blue drink with 48% alcohol

"Iraq"

1 small (they're more expensive than we were told, and they said they'd buy)

"democracy"

1 with Florida orange juice

"Bring it on!"

Arm wrestle a friend; loser drinks

"tax cut"

Order the most expensive drink, you're kids will be paying for it

"nukular"

1 Depth Charge

"WMD"

Look around the room for the beer that you heard your roommate hid last year

"fiscal responsibility"

2, but finish laughing first so you don't spill

"drugs from Canada"

1 shot of Canadian Club

"frivolous lawsuits"

1, then then threaten to sue the person next to you for something ridiculous

"Social Security"

1 shot of Metamucil

"Donald Rumsfeld"

2 shots of Wild Turkey

"Jenna"

Have whatever she's drinking

If he admits to the mistakes he made in the past 4 years...

STOP DRINKING, you're obviously hallucinating!

Feel free to submit your additional ideas.

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It's too bad you didn't come up with this during the debates; I think you've covered all the Bushisms pretty well, but I can think of a few Kerryisms...

MattyT · February 2, 2005

I would like to add "freedom" (in honor of his inauguration speech) and "pen-in-shula."

Mickey · February 2, 2005

If he says " Your either with us or against us"

Then Liberal wacko's will have to move to Canada and never come back.

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...and the conservative wacko's get to stay? I guess that means we get Sponge Bob and you get Limbaugh. I'll take that trade.

Fartacus · February 2, 2005

That list falls far short on "delivering on almost every promise he made". And on the big issues, going from a surplus to a deficit and invading Iraq because of WMD, he's failed, with more of the same to come. I think you started drinking too soon, you're supposed to wait until the speech starts.

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Do you honestly think that deficit promise would have been made after 9/11?

Nosepick!

Flight Suit!

Halliburton!

Alaska Darin · February 2, 2005

...and the conservative wacko's get to stay? I guess that means we get Sponge Bob and you get Limbaugh. I'll take that trade.

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Congratulations on picking the only recognizable liberal leader in the country.

erynthered · February 2, 2005

...and the conservative wacko's get to stay? I guess that means we get Sponge Bob and you get Limbaugh. I'll take that trade.

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Naaa, you're right, take them with you when you go Mick :blush: <_<

SactoBillFan · February 3, 2005