Foxx Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 (edited) 7 hours ago, /dev/null said: give a monkey a typewriter and it can write a peer reviewed climate report accepted by the Consensus this man gets it. silly monkees give them thumbs, they forge a blade, and where there's one they're bound to divide it, right in two. right in two. Edited April 14, 2018 by Foxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Got all my tuna and mushroom soup tins stocked up for the return to the Ice Age coming this afternoon.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Mike Nesmith's mother invented Liquid Paper. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 With this horrible storm it makes sense to scream at the sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbillievable Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Why was the temperatures in the 80's last week and the 40's this week? I want answers! Especially since I started working on my pool.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 18 minutes ago, unbillievable said: Why was the temperatures in the 80's last week and the 40's this week? I want answers! Especially since I started working on my pool.... I suppose we have you to blame for this weather. Working on your pool in mid April is like touching the Stanley Cup before winning it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 1 hour ago, unbillievable said: Why was the temperatures in the 80's last week and the 40's this week? I want answers! Especially since I started working on my pool.... You want answers? You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{::'KayCeeS::} Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 On 4/14/2018 at 6:51 AM, Foxx said: this man gets it. silly monkees give them thumbs, they forge a blade, and where there's one they're bound to divide it, right in two. right in two. {{{VIGINTI TRES}}} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Koko78 Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/04/17/dying-gulf-stream-may-trigger-global-nightmare.print.html Oh no, a system we barely understand and have only minimal relevant historical data on is changing, and could potentially cause an undefined global catastrophe at some undefined point in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!! It must be man! Fund our research, or we're all doomed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Koko78 said: http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/04/17/dying-gulf-stream-may-trigger-global-nightmare.print.html Oh no, a system we barely understand and have only minimal relevant historical data on is changing, and could potentially cause an undefined global catastrophe at some undefined point in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!! It must be man! Fund our research, or we're all doomed! From your link: The culprit is apparently melting sea ice and glaciers, which inject fresh water into the North Atlantic and weaken the stream. "Fiddling with [the Gulf Stream] is very dangerous, because you may well trigger some surprises," says climate scientist Stefan Rahmstorf. "I wish I knew where this critical tipping point is, but that is unfortunately just what we don’t know." If the stream dies, scientists say, its equatorial heat would stop reaching the North Atlantic—plunging Europe into bone-numbing winters and affecting weather worldwide. Even subtler changes "could wreak havoc" on the Atlantic Ocean's "delicate ecosystems," Smithsonian reports. The studies differ in approach and timeline but both say the Gulf Stream has diminished by about 15%, Nature reports. One study spotted it by measuring sediment on the ocean floor and says the problem began when the Little Ice Age subsided around 1850. The other, which analyzed sea surface temperatures combined with advanced climate simulations, says the decline started around 50 years ago. But both see human-influenced climate change as a cause, Nature says. And with Greenland's huge ice cap melting at a historic rate, some say the Paris climate agreement is our only hope. Looks like we now need global warming! Edited April 17, 2018 by 3rdnlng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 10 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: From your link: The culprit is apparently melting sea ice and glaciers, which inject fresh water into the North Atlantic and weaken the stream. "Fiddling with [the Gulf Stream] is very dangerous, because you may well trigger some surprises," says climate scientist Stefan Rahmstorf. "I wish I knew where this critical tipping point is, but that is unfortunately just what we don’t know." If the stream dies, scientists say, its equatorial heat would stop reaching the North Atlantic—plunging Europe into bone-numbing winters and affecting weather worldwide. Even subtler changes "could wreak havoc" on the Atlantic Ocean's "delicate ecosystems," Smithsonian reports. The studies differ in approach and timeline but both say the Gulf Stream has diminished by about 15%, Nature reports. One study spotted it by measuring sediment on the ocean floor and says the problem began when the Little Ice Age subsided around 1850. The other, which analyzed sea surface temperatures combined with advanced climate simulations, says the decline started around 50 years ago. But both see human-influenced climate change as a cause, Nature says. And with Greenland's huge ice cap melting at a historic rate, some say the Paris climate agreement is our only hope. Looks like we now need global warming! Yes, it was all outlined in the movie 2012, which was based on Art Bell's book The Coming Global Superstorm, which book was, amazingly, even dumber than the movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 1 hour ago, DC Tom said: Yes, it was all outlined in the movie 2012, which was based on Art Bell's book The Coming Global Superstorm, which book was, amazingly, even dumber than the movie. This gives me a fantastic idea for a "mockumentary" style board game, in the Clue format. Who else had "Art Bell in 2012 with the coming global superstorm"? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 1 hour ago, TakeYouToTasker said: This gives me a fantastic idea for a "mockumentary" style board game, in the Clue format. Who else had "Art Bell in 2012 with the coming global superstorm"? Nope. I had Al Gore in 2013 with the melted Artic ice. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 56 minutes ago, KD in CA said: Nope. I had Al Gore in 2013 with the melted Artic ice. Not so fast.... I believe it was Paul Ehrlich, in the 70's, with a butterfly net. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Michael Mann with the hockey stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richstadiumowner Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 (edited) On 4/13/2018 at 6:17 PM, B-Man said: Only three........ Since Mike Nesmith had the most talent His Mom invented liquid paper. No kidding. Hi guys. Edited April 18, 2018 by richstadiumowner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{::'KayCeeS::} Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, 3rdnlng said: Michael Mann with the hockey stick. Honestly, this was when I first thought, "wha....?" The rest is history, of course. You can't unfake faking data, amirite? Edited April 18, 2018 by {::'KayCeeS::} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 it is the height of evil to ask for actual EVIDENCE when SJW's and the media and "science" are all in goose-step Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 "But...look at at the fossil fuels we will save by building windmills!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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