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He's dead, Jim

 

 

Ok technically a TV quote...

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From "Die Hard":

 

Pegula: "Pass?? Who the !@#$ gives a **** about pass...who the !@#$ is this?"

 

Marrone: "This is head coach Doug Marrone and I'm in charge down here"

 

Pegula: "Ohhhh you're in charge...well let me tell you something Doooouuuug, it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack **** from up here. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Stop being part of the problem and put the other guy back on the phone"

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And... what about seat belts? To fasten, take the little end and stick it the big end... you know what? if you don't know how

to use a seatbelt, just ring your call button and Tommy will come back there and hit you on the head with a tack hammer

because you are a *retard*.

Richard Hayden

Tommy Boy

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Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny !@#$ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white body down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of !@#$s this side of the nuthouse.

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I'll start this off with this classic from ALIENS:

 

Hudson: That's it, man. Game over, man! Game over! What the f--- are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

Burke: Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?

Not a movie, but here is one from James Doohan 'Scotty' from Star Tek:

"She canna take any more, captain. She's gonna blow!"

 

Yes!

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