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I hope they stay there, sleep in their clothes and don't shower till after Thursday's game against the Dogfish.

Their personal stink will match their on the field stench they produce on weekends.

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This isn't too uncommon on a short week, win or lose.

 

Jokes aside....

 

Agreed. With a Thursday turn around on the road it was probably planned pretty early in the offseason

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More bogus old-school behavior ... working all night (because ... um ... we're tough?), "let's play field position", complaining about turnovers (yet punting like there's no tomorrow), carrying 3 kickers, a FB and 2 blocking TEs. All as though we're trying to win the Super Bowl in, say, 1980.

 

Listing 20+ coaches on the webpage is also a prize, because nothing improves the efficiency and tactical prowess of an organization more than adding several additional middle managers. I mean, what would we do without an Adjunct Assistant VP of Backup Linebacker Conditioning working all through the night. But that's still NFL-wide.

 

Sometimes I wonder if someday some NFL franchise - maybe like one that hasn't won anything in 14 years or so - will just question a lot of the "old ways" and do things a little differently. Fewer managers, working smarter not longer, simplifying, maybe some <gasp> analytics types, game theory folks ... nah, they're nerds. Not tough guys.

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More bogus old-school behavior ... working all night (because ... um ... we're tough?), "let's play field position", complaining about turnovers (yet punting like there's no tomorrow), carrying 3 kickers, a FB and 2 blocking TEs. All as though we're trying to win the Super Bowl in, say, 1980.

 

Listing 20+ coaches on the webpage is also a prize, because nothing improves the efficiency and tactical prowess of an organization more than adding several additional middle managers. I mean, what would we do without an Adjunct Assistant VP of Backup Linebacker Conditioning working all through the night. But that's still NFL-wide.

 

Sometimes I wonder if someday some NFL franchise - maybe like one that hasn't won anything in 14 years or so - will just question a lot of the "old ways" and do things a little differently. Fewer managers, working smarter not longer, simplifying, maybe some <gasp> analytics types, game theory folks ... nah, they're nerds. Not tough guys.

Adjunct Asst VP of Backup LB Conditioning??? :)
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Can you imagine that poor analytics guy in his khakis, sleeping on a cot, mumbling, "why exactly am I here?"?

 

Anyone want to chip in and we can send those guys 10 large hot and "fresh" Little Caesars' pizzas?

 

Dont you mean Papa Johns?

 

CBF

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i imagine doug whaley silently downloading porn in his darkened office while next door doug marrone whiteboards ways to get lee smith involved on the defensive side of the ball.

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i imagine doug whaley silently downloading porn in his darkened office while next door doug marrone whiteboards ways to get lee smith involved on the defensive side of the ball.

this is hilarious
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i imagine doug whaley silently downloading porn in his darkened office while next door doug marrone whiteboards ways to get lee smith involved on the defensive side of the ball.

 

And, at coach's request, mining NFL rosters for a few more punters. Speciality guys. I mean, how can we possibly even think of traveling down to South Florida without a punter trained to handle the humidity. Or the rain. And what if one gets hurt. We only have 3 kickers as it is.

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