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Hey, good idea.

 

Hey moderators, can we edit this to a poll? Who we want to win? TransGreg or BobsHizzy?

 

I'm for that. I'm sure the people are with me. The Frozen F*ck Lizards are The People's team after all. More than that, we are lead by the new, Neck-bearded QB messiah. How could people not rally behind Andrew, the guy is miraculous. Sure he's on a bye this week, but I wouldn't put it past him to still find a way to drop thirty fantasy points.

 

...Also... um, if anyone wants to hook a brother up with a running back, Keenan Allen is on the block.

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I'm for that. I'm sure the people are with me. The Frozen F*ck Lizards are The People's team after all. More than that, we are lead by the new, Neck-bearded QB messiah. How could people not rally behind Andrew, the guy is miraculous. Sure he's on a bye this week, but I wouldn't put it past him to still find a way to drop thirty fantasy points.

 

...Also... um, if anyone wants to hook a brother up with a running back, Keenan Allen is on the block.

When is the trade deadline again?

 

San Diego is poison.

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As some of you know, there is a poster among us named TGregg. He's currently going under the name "GreggyT" but I don't intend to let him escape his past that easily. For those of you who don't already know, TGregg is a dick. If he were a South Park character he'd be Scott, because Scott's a dick. I hate TGregg with the fire of a dozen sons. I hate him as though he were Tom Brady. I'm talking about the kind of hate Jackson had for the Indians (or Redskins, if you prefer), Tom had for Jerry, and Obama has for freedom.

 

What does this have to do with anything? As some of you may also know, we have a PPP fantasy football league. This week I'm facing off against the scourge that is TGregg, and I'm asking for your help. Now I'm not suggesting anyone pull a Tonya Harding on Antonio Brown ;), but if we keep TGregg in our most negative thoughts and prayers, perhaps we can put out enough negative energy to lead his team to defeat and thus break his spirit. And then get to taste his delicious tears.

 

And this isn't about me winning my fantasy week. I mean, that's exactly what it's about, but it's also about taking a stand and making a statement. And that statement is "!@#$ you, TGregg. !@#$ you in your !@#$ing ass!" Help me crush this walking genital wart.

 

Thank you for your support.

eat ****
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This is the most unexpectedly hilarious response in the thread.

 

And surprisingly he didn't make single spelling mistake.

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My thoughts are this is a ignorant post & i pray that you one day soon grow up past the high school mentality that this post exudes !!!

 

I ain't saying but i'm just saying !

 

Yeah? Well you're not invited to my tailgate party.

 

 

 

This is the most unexpectedly hilarious response in the thread.

 

Looks like you made a new friend.

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There are stakes on this game... a sig bet is once again on the line. Considering at the moment my team is missing a starting RB and FLEX play (but still willing to trade Keenan Allen for a viable replacement!), I'm looking forward to beating The Moral Crusaders by taking the moral high ground during the game.

 

...It doesn't usually work out too well for generals who do that historically, but dammit, I'm giving it a shot.

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There are stakes on this game... a sig bet is once again on the line. Considering at the moment my team is missing a starting RB and FLEX play (but still willing to trade Keenan Allen for a viable replacement!), I'm looking forward to beating The Moral Crusaders by taking the moral high ground during the game.

 

...It doesn't usually work out to well for generals who do that historically, but dammit, I'm giving it a shot.

 

You sure you're a writer?

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Anyone who gives aid to The Frozen Fu©ktards Will have their invitation to my tailgate party revoked.

 

And punch & pie will be served.

 

If someone can work out a deal for a reasonable QB & TE you may get into the VIP RV (hookers & blow).

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that doesn't sound bad, but what if you got a bacon sub with tuna on top? that just sounds so wrong.

 

Oh, nasty! I wouldn't touch that with Kirby Jackson's ten-foot pole.

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