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If Rex wears a dark sweater vest and khakis...we're screwed


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These are statistics from the crack research staff at the SIF ( Style In Football) think tank.. a very reputable source.

 

If Rex goes hoodie Jets chance of winning is 97%

 

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If Rex goes classic Landry , chance of Jets winning goes to 91%

 

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Conversely... if Rex goes Glanville/ Johnny Cash, winning percentage drops to 30%

 

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And if Rex goes full Bum Phillips Cowboy chance of winning drops to 15%

 

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Please find the Hank Stram preppy Ivy league pic...If he does the "Stram", we're screwed.
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I apologize for leaving out the most devastating combo... I didn't want to show it as Rex is most likely reading this thread ... but here we go anyway.

 

According to SIF if Rex goes full Hank Stram the Jets will matriculate the ball down the field and will have a 100% chance of winning

 

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I apologize for leaving out the most devastating combo... I didn't want to show it as Rex is most likely reading this thread ... but here we go anyway.

 

According to SIF if Rex goes full Hank Stram the Jets will matriculate the ball down the field and will have a 100% chance of winning

 

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No stopping Rex in that uni. We're !@#$ed.

 

If the weather is that nice, hopefully he doesn't throw us this curveball

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Oh damn
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