BringBackFergy Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 If he wears a turtle neck without a ball cap, we have a 56% chance of winning. If he wears a dark sweater vest, white long sleeve shirt (non-turtle neck) and a dark ball cap with khakis, we have a 16% chance of winning. Here's where it gets interesting: If Rex wears khakis, a dark sweater vest but no white shirt or turtle neck, but goes bare arms with just a white Dickie (like the one Cousin Eddie wore in Christmas Vacation) then we have a 78% chance of winning. I'll do some more research on what Doug Marrone might wear (ball cap, visor, no hat, sweatshirt or mesh jersey with gold chains). Will report back later.
YoloinOhio Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 (edited) Dickie FTW. Odds on whether EJ wears the Bills winter hat with Pom Pom? Undefeated with Pom Pom is all I'm sayin. Stache or no stache from orton? 1-1 as Uncle Rico, undefeated no stache Edited October 23, 2014 by YoloinOhio
BringBackFergy Posted October 23, 2014 Author Posted October 23, 2014 If Rex wears a Dickie with his vest and EJ wears the throwback Marv Levy Pom pom knit hat.....we're 5-3
BringBackFergy Posted October 23, 2014 Author Posted October 23, 2014 Orton must shave daily. For multiple reasons. If he smokes a Dominican cigar after warm ups and before kickoff, we're in good shape. Jack Daniels black label is a good sign...if he opts for JD Green Label, it may be a long afternoon.
FluffHead Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 If Rex continues his recent trend of wearing his InstaSlim undershirt we have atleast an 81% chance of winning. If he forgets his InstaSlim we have only a 17% chance. Fat Rex is a much bigger threat than InstaSlim Rex
Augie Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 If he smokes a Dominican cigar after warm ups and before kickoff, we're in good shape. Jack Daniels black label is a good sign...if he opts for JD Green Label, it may be a long afternoon. EJ might have benefited from some JD pre-game. The guy needed to lighten up and PLAY!
Nick the Greek Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 Last week Doug was wearing a sweat suit? WTF?
rfk Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 Morrone is the worst dressed coast in the NFL...an embarrassment...where does he get those tent shirts with 3/4 sleeves at Big Lots? Orton must shave daily. For multiple reasons. What are the reasons other than keeping hisself massage parlor friendly
BringBackFergy Posted October 23, 2014 Author Posted October 23, 2014 If Rex continues his recent trend of wearing his InstaSlim undershirt we have atleast an 81% chance of winning. If he forgets his InstaSlim we have only a 17% chance. Fat Rex is a much bigger threat than InstaSlim Rex InstaSlim Rex with a sweater vest, no undershirt or Dickie, a pair of Jets green zubaz and a knit hat with a Pom pom could very well result in a Bills forfeit.
Nanker Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 InstaSlim Rex with a sweater vest, no undershirt or Dickie, a pair of Jets green zubaz and a knit hat with a Pom pom could very well result in a Bills forfeit. and an empty stadium and the network switching to the Jax game.
bobobonators Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 This is the funniest thread ive read in a while. Supposed to be 60ish and sunny on sunday. Rex may throw a curveball
Rivermont Mike Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 You're aiming too high, gentlemen. If he's in heels, we win.
BringBackFergy Posted October 23, 2014 Author Posted October 23, 2014 Morrone is the worst dressed coast in the NFL...an embarrassment...where does he get those tent shirts with 3/4 sleeves at Big Lots? Doug may opt for the Bear Bryant checkered fedora with a "Flashdance" torn sleeves hoodie....if he pops on a pair of thick black "Lombardi" glasses, is there honestly any way we can lose??
VirginiaMike Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 Obviously, we have run out of things to talk about.
BringBackFergy Posted October 23, 2014 Author Posted October 23, 2014 Obviously, we have run out of things to talk about. I'm unable to re-analyze the Watkins pick, Urbik, our O-line or CJ for awhile. Time to delve into the more important aspects of the game: analytics of "coach wear".
sodbuster Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 Yeah, but what if we are wearing the white on white uniforms?
BringBackFergy Posted October 23, 2014 Author Posted October 23, 2014 Yeah, but what if we are wearing the white on white uniforms? If Doug wears an all white HazMat suit with goggles he'll not only blend in, but he'll be protected from the beers the Jets fans will throw while he walks to the locker room at halftime.
Bocephuz Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 (edited) These are statistics from the crack research staff at the SIF ( Style In Football) think tank.. a very reputable source. If Rex goes hoodie Jets chance of winning is 97% If Rex goes classic Landry , chance of Jets winning goes to 91% Conversely... if Rex goes Glanville/ Johnny Cash, winning percentage drops to 30% And if Rex goes full Bum Phillips Cowboy chance of winning drops to 15% Edited October 23, 2014 by Bocephuz
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