IDBillzFan Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) Do you find yourself cheering for a team that never makes the playoffs? Are you taunted by all-knowing fans of the same team who insist you're too stupid to see what's wrong with a 3-minute 4th-quarter only-a-TD-wins-it drive that includes a ridiculously unlikely 4th-and-20 conversion and a toe-tapping touchdown with only one second left on the clock? Are you challenged by fans who insist your enthusiasm be blown up because you refuse to lay a five-spot that your team will make the playoffs? My friends, I have the answer for you. Nay, I have the solution to all that ails you. For the first time in the storied and cherished history of online contests, please join The 7 7/8th Annual "Dinner's on Me, Smartass" Competition: In-season Homeless Shelter Edition. For those unfamiliar with this contest, it was previously an annual event held right after the release of the NFL schedule in response to people here convinced they knew the outcome of the team's season based on a schedule released in April. It went for years until my introductory commentary offended someone and one of the mods opted to kill the contest. So let me warn you now, if you're so thin-skinned you require a reservoir tip, this contest isn't for you. But if you desire to show just how smart of a fan you are and and want to feed some homeless people, here's your chance. What? You want to take food out of the mouths of the homeless? Of course you don't. All you need to do to win this contest is accurately predict, right now, which games the Bills will win and lose for the remainder of this year. Just copy/paste the remaining Bills 2014 Schedule and post it in a reply to this thread. Next to each game, predict whether the Bills will win or lose. The only way to win is to guess all games precisely. If you choose correctly, I will donate $100, in your name, to a homeless shelter in your town to help those in need, up to $500 (that would be up to five winners...prioritized by the earliest time-stamped entries...so hurry!) Next, the rules. Read them carefully: All eligible participants must be registered posters of this board as of May 1, 2014 or earlier. Anyone new to the board after that date is not eligible. You must be a legal resident of the United States to accept the prize. Regardless of how many winners there are, there are only five $100 prizes, based on time-stamped entries, with the earliest five winning the contest. Winners must pick all Bills wins/losses correctly. You do not receive anything for getting close. If you can't handle losing, you're welcome to sit in your room and cry while you're surrounded by a wall full of participation medals. If you are a participant of this contest and at any time during this contest you are caught referring to anything related to the Patriots* without using the required asterisk, or if at any time during the season you are caught defending the Patriots* for their cheating ways, you are disqualified from the contest because there is plenty of room for fun, but no room for idiocy or laziness. They cheated. They get an asterisk. Don't like it? Invent your own freakin' contest; This thread will initially remain open until midnight (Buffalo time) this Saturday, October 25th, 2014, at which time it will be closed and remain closed unless I feel like randomly opening it for whatever reason floats my boat. Each eligible participant can only put in one entry. If you feel the need to cheat, fine. You have to live with yourself and outsmarting some dude who's just trying to have fun can be your private little accomplishment. If, during the course of the competition, you are banned...welcome to the club. Should making your picks lasts longer than four hours, see your doctor. Non-bills fans and team-swapping whores ARE eligible to participate, but in order to qualify, you must make one joke -- good or bad -- about Tim Graham, because let's face it; there's no such thing as a bad Tim Graham joke. I can change the rules to accommodate loopholes I may have overlooked, but the core of the contest remains true. Week 8 - Bills @ Jets Week 10 - KC @ Buff Week 11 - Bills @ Fish Week 12 - Jets @ Bills Week 13 - Browns @ Bills Week 14 - Bills @ Denver Week 15 - Packers @ Bills Week 16 - Bills @ Oakland Week 17 - Bills at NE* Edited October 22, 2014 by LABillzFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Week 14 Denver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Week 8 - Bills @ Jets LOSS Week 10 - KC @ Buff LOSS Week 11 - Bills @ Fish LOSS Week 12 - Jets @ Bills WIN Week 13 - Browns @ Bills WIN Week 14 - Bills @ Broncos LOSS Week 15 - Packers @ Bills LOSS Week 16 - Bills @ Oakland WIN Week 17 - Bills at NE* LOSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Week 8 - Bills @ Jets Bills Week 10 - KC @ Buff Bills Week 11 - Bills @ Fish Fish Week 12 - Jets @ Bills Bills Week 13 - Browns @ Bills Browns Week 15 - Packers @ Bills Packers Week 16 - Bills @ Oakland Bills Week 17 - Bills at NE* Pats* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 Week 14 Denver Corrected. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) Although I'm offended that you made the cutoff time midnight (Buffalo time) this Saturday, rather than including other time zones like Glens Falls, I'll play. Week 8 - Bills @ Jets - W Week 10 - KC @ Buff - W Week 11 - Bills @ Fish - W Week 12 - Jets @ Bills - W Week 13 - Browns @ Bills - W Week 14 - Bills @ Broncos - L Week 15 - Packers @ Bills - L Week 16 - Bills @ Oakland - W Week 17 - Bills at NE* - L Edited October 22, 2014 by Gugny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 Week 8 - Bills @ Jets Bills Week 10 - KC @ Buff Bills Week 11 - Bills @ Fish Fish Week 12 - Jets @ Bills Bills Week 13 - Browns @ Bills Browns Week 15 - Packers @ Bills Packers Week 16 - Bills @ Oakland Bills Week 17 - Bills at NE* Pats* Don't forget to add in the Denver game that I omitted in the original post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordong Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Week 8 - Bills @ Jets WIN Week 10 - KC @ Buff LOSS Week 11 - Bills @ Fish WIN Week 12 - Jets @ Bills WIN Week 13 - Browns @ Bills LOSS Week 14 - Bills @ Broncos LOSS Week 15 - Packers @ Bills WIN Week 16 - Bills @ Oakland LOSS Week 17 - Bills at NE* WIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 Although I'm offended that you made the cutoff time midnight (Buffalo time) this Saturday, rather than including other time zones like Glens Falls, I'll play. If I were going obscure, I probably would have shot for Mechanicville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Week 8 - Bills @ Jets--WIN Week 10 - KC @ Buff--WIN Week 11 - Bills @ Fish--LOSS Week 12 - Jets @ Bills--WIN Week 13 - Browns @ Bills--WIN Week 14 - Bills @ Denver--LOSS Week 15 - Packers @ Bills--LOSS Week 16 - Bills @ Oakland--WIN Week 17 - Bills at NE*--LOSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I'm not eligible, but I'll take a stab at it, anyway. Week 8 - Bills @ Jets WIN Week 10 - KC @ Buff WIN Week 11 - Bills @ Fish WIN Week 12 - Jets @ Bills WIN Week 13 - Browns @ Bills WIN Week 14 - Bills @ Denver WIN Week 15 - Packers @ Bills WIN Week 16 - Bills @ Oakland WIN Week 17 - Bills at NE* WIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I was wondering why this contest got shut down before. I am proud to say that I made it to the final 2 one year, through week 8. I aim to replicate my success of beating everyone here but still losing by a mile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
34-78-83 Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Week 8 - Bills @ Jets WIN Week 10 - KC @ Buff WIN Week 11 - Bills @ Fish LOSS Week 12 - Jets @ Bills WIN Week 13 - Browns @ Bills WIN Week 14 - Bills @ Broncos LOSS Week 15 - Packers @ Bills WIN Week 16 - Bills @ Oakland WIN Week 17 - Bills at NE* LOSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Week 8 - Bills @ Jets--Loss Week 10 - KC @ Buff--Win Week 11 - Bills @ Fish--Win Week 12 - Jets @ Bills--Win Week 13 - Browns @ Bills--Loss Week 14 - Bills @ Denver--Loss Week 15 - Packers @ Bills--Loss Week 16 - Bills @ Oakland--Win Week 17 - Bills at NE*--Loss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills Juggernaut Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Week 8 - Bills @ Jets--Loss Week 10 - KC @ Buff-- Win Week 11 - Bills @ Fish-- Loss Week 12 - Jets @ Bills-- Win Week 13 - Browns @ Bills-- Win Week 14 - Bills @ Denver-- Loss Week 15 - Packers @ Bills-- Loss Week 16 - Bills @ Oakland-- Loss Week 17 - Bills at NE*-- Loss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Week 8 - Bills @ Jets - W Week 10 - KC @ Buff - W Week 11 - Bills @ Fish - L Week 12 - Jets @ Bills - W Week 13 - Browns @ Bills - W Week 14 - Bills @ Denver - L Week 15 - Packers @ Bills - L Week 16 - Bills @ Oakland - W Week 17 - Bills at NE* - W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big C Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Week 8 - Bills @ Jets WIN Week 10 - KC @ Buff WIN Week 11 - Bills @ Fish WIN Week 12 - Jets @ Bills WIN Week 13 - Browns @ Bills WIN Week 14 - Bills @ Denver LOSS Week 15 - Packers @ Bills LOSS Week 16 - Bills @ Oakland WIN Week 17 - Bills at NE* LOSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt in KC Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Week 8 - Bills @ Jets LOSS Week 10 - KC @ Buff WIN Week 11 - Bills @ Fish LOSS Week 12 - Jets @ Bills WIN Week 13 - Browns @ Bills LOSS Week 14 - Bills @ Denver LOSS Week 15 - Packers @ Bills WIN Week 16 - Bills @ Oakland WIN Week 17 - Bills at NE* LOSS Some of my choices don't make sense, the same way results look each year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Week 8 - Bills @ Jets Win Week 10 - KC @ Buff Loss Week 11 - Bills @ Fish Win Week 12 - Jets @ Bills WIN Week 13 - Browns @ Bills Win Week 14 - Bills @ Denver LOSS Week 15 - Packers @ Bills Loss Week 16 - Bills @ Oakland WIN Week 17 - Bills at NE* Win Instead of the homeless thing can i order the surf and turf for myself ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tomcat Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Week 8 - Bills @ Jets WIN Week 10 - KC @ Buff win Week 11 - Bills @ Fish WIN Week 12 - Jets @ Bills WIN Week 13 - Browns @ Bills LOSS Week 14 - Bills @ Broncos LOSS Week 15 - Packers @ Bills loss Week 16 - Bills @ Oakland win Week 17 - Bills at NE* WIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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