\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 http://www.okcfox.com/story/26831818/police-lawton-woman-claims-jesus-christ-would-pick-up-her-restaurant-tab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Hell, no. Jesus would kick my ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Jesus is cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Hell, no. Jesus would kick my ass. He may just Bless you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 The place was named El Chico, maybe she thought it said: "El Cheapo." Honest mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Hell, no. Jesus would kick my ass. Or do you think that I cannot appeal to My Father, and He will at once put at My disposal more than twelve legions of angels? Even if she was hot, I could probably only put down two legions of angels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 See, the problem was she ordered alcohol. Jesus doesn't pay for alcohol, he can make it himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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