\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted October 22, 2014 Posted October 22, 2014 http://www.okcfox.com/story/26831818/police-lawton-woman-claims-jesus-christ-would-pick-up-her-restaurant-tab
Marv's Neighbor Posted October 22, 2014 Posted October 22, 2014 Hell, no. Jesus would kick my ass. He may just Bless you!
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 22, 2014 Posted October 22, 2014 The place was named El Chico, maybe she thought it said: "El Cheapo." Honest mistake.
LeviF Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 Hell, no. Jesus would kick my ass. Or do you think that I cannot appeal to My Father, and He will at once put at My disposal more than twelve legions of angels? Even if she was hot, I could probably only put down two legions of angels.
Just Jack Posted October 24, 2014 Posted October 24, 2014 See, the problem was she ordered alcohol. Jesus doesn't pay for alcohol, he can make it himself.
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