Apparently the couch, picnic table, pool toys and driveway were busy

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

http://hernandotoday.com/he/list/news/man-commits-sex-act-with-stuff-animal-at-brooksville-wal-mart-police-say-20141014/

[Buftex]

You paint it, you buy it....

[Beerball]

http://hernandotoday...e-say-20141014/

What's worse?

 

http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/172068-squid-dont-like-greenpeace/#entry3298289

[ChevyVanMiller]

Rules Sign outside the WalMart clearly states, "No Horseplay."

[BUFFALOKIE]

How do you know I haven't already?