mrags Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 Were really sorry Bill. Please don't have us fired. Well make sure you get all the calls this time.
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 How much are you paying us again? Anyone else find it odd that they went Bellyache and not Doug?
Captain Hindsight Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 "I was thinking I'll use this weeks check on a new couch, maybe an end table, I'm not sure yet, have to talk it over with my wife."
Bangarang Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 "Once our guy is done counting the money we'll call a bogus penalty to erase a Bills 3rd down stop."
K D Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 "so we should call interference penalties on them but let Gronkowski push off whenever he wants? ok got it"
filthymcnasty08 Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 Here's how it's gonna go down today BB….
Johnny Hammersticks Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 "Wow Bill...tough stop on 3rd down. Would you like us to make an absurd personal foul penalty on Buffalo to extend your drive?" BB: "Yeah, how about that guy over there who is congratulating his teammate by patting him on the helmet?" "That looks malicious enough..."
UpperDeck Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 How much are you paying us again? Anyone else find it odd that they went Bellyache and not Doug? When I saw them talking to Belicheat* I looked over at Marrone and saw one ref talking to him.
2003Contenders Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 Bill, we gotta make this look right. So we will call several meaningless penalties against your team -- but an approximately equal number of back-breaking penalties against the Bills. That way all the "impartial experts" can say we were fair. Is that OK with you?
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted October 14, 2014 Author Posted October 14, 2014 (edited) Bill, we gotta make this look right. So we will call several meaningless penalties against your team -- but an approximately equal number of back-breaking penalties against the Bills. That way all the "impartial experts" can say we were fair. Is that OK with you? This one is too sadly accurate to be funny. Edited October 14, 2014 by The Real Buffalo Joe
DDD Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 Would you look at that! Time to get a bra for those man boobs Bill.
Talley56 Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 BB: I don't care how badly we beat Cincinnati!!! I'm still irate no one gave us any calls against KC and we were exposed in an actual fair fight!!!! Refs: We know Bill, we know, and we are very sorry about that. Any call that's even remotely close for the next 5 games will go your way. BB: They darn well better!!
Best Player Available Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 "Loved the call on Hughes for patting a teamates helmet. What else you got up your sleeve this afternoon?"
Sojourner Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 "Don't worry, we'll have Bills fans complaining after this game but just how bad do you want it to be boss?"
bobobonators Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 "Wow Bill...tough stop on 3rd down. Would you like us to make an absurd personal foul penalty on Buffalo to extend your drive?" BB: "Yeah, how about that guy over there who is congratulating his teammate by patting him on the helmet?" "That looks malicious enough..." lmao, awesome.
26CornerBlitz Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 "Come on Bill, we gotta at least try to make this look fair.
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