BillsFanMike Posted September 25, 2014 Posted September 25, 2014 Billsballs- This is from not getting my playoff jollies off in 14 years
BringBackFergy Posted September 25, 2014 Author Posted September 25, 2014 One of the funniest chains ever ! Though largely self imposed, unscientific studies indicate all are mutations of the initial condition caused by non voluntary Pollianectomy without anesthesia. We've all had one of these...had my Pollianectomy years ago. The scar still hurts. The doc told me to try "Maybinolla Cream" or "Wang Therapy" but it still hurts from time to time.
Chandler#81 Posted September 25, 2014 Posted September 25, 2014 Iknowbetteritus. I take 'shots' for it..
BringBackFergy Posted September 25, 2014 Author Posted September 25, 2014 Iknowbetteritus. I take 'shots' for it.. I thought that was called "Nonsequential Bullheademia" because I've seen a few of those this season...they are easy to spot.
Tu-Toned Posted September 25, 2014 Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) I get that just before halftime tightness in the upper left chest area,and it scares the crap out of me to the point where I think that I will have a full blown heart attack. I think it might be lumpinthethroatectomy! I am in pretty good shape cardio wise, and I never get that feeling any other time other than when watching my Bills. I keep an aspirin close by just in case. Oh this team and the toll that it is most likely taking on my long term health, but if you are going to stress, I can't think of anything better to stress about. I think I have a bad case of gout, er I mean doubt! Go Bills! Edited September 25, 2014 by Tu-Toned
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted September 25, 2014 Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) On weekdays at TBD I suffer from Quarterbackus debatum irritatitus ad nauseam Edited September 25, 2014 by BillsFan-4-Ever
BringBackFergy Posted September 25, 2014 Author Posted September 25, 2014 On weekdays at TBD I suffer from Quarterbackus debatum irritatitus ad nauseam I've had that for months but didn't want to tell anyone. I suppose the first step is admitting it. I've also had intermittent episodes of "Marronateachia Obviousoma" where I try to have faith in things but then get rejected and disgruntled for three hour periods. It sucks!!
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted September 25, 2014 Posted September 25, 2014 I've had that for months but didn't want to tell anyone. I suppose the first step is admitting it. I've also had intermittent episodes of "Marronateachia Obviousoma" where I try to have faith in things but then get rejected and disgruntled for three hour periods. It sucks!! I try so hard to ignore any thread that contains EJ and any others hijacked into a Quarterbackus debatum
TheBillsOrDie Posted September 25, 2014 Posted September 25, 2014 Chronic Buffalo Bills Optimismalgia, which I believe is a seasonal allergic reaction to the Kool-Aid I choose to ingest during the spring-summer months. It's usually worn off by November 1st. WOW I have the same thing .. Thank you for giving it a name
CountryCletus Posted September 25, 2014 Posted September 25, 2014 WOW I have the same thing .. Thank you for giving it a name It must have been woven into the shirts he was selling, lol Billsballs- This is from not getting my playoff jollies off in 14 years This is great!!
BringBackFergy Posted September 25, 2014 Author Posted September 25, 2014 Just had a panic attack relating to my recurring episodes of "DCTomoparaplaxica" (which is involves mental imagery of DC Tom hanging out in a sports bar while holding a Glock 21 at his side...).
DC Tom Posted September 25, 2014 Posted September 25, 2014 Postgame drivelitus. Reading the nonsense posted here after a game.
MyHorseAteTheKid Posted September 25, 2014 Posted September 25, 2014 Not sure what it's called.. But has to do with the fact that I beat myself up every frigging day being a fan of this team...
BringBackFergy Posted September 25, 2014 Author Posted September 25, 2014 Not sure what it's called.. But has to do with the fact that I beat myself up every frigging day being a fan of this team... The Physician's Desk Reference has this phenomenon listed as "Early Onset Autoknuckleresponse Syndrome" (if your hands are swollen or fingers fractured you are in the late stages...usually at approximately 3:25pm on Sundays)
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted September 25, 2014 Posted September 25, 2014 Not sure what it's called.. But has to do with the fact that I beat myself up every frigging day being a fan of this team... Flatulentitus ???? oh wait... that's blowing air out of your bleep I meant - Flagellantist
BillsWest Posted September 25, 2014 Posted September 25, 2014 I have Red Zone rash remote perplexity guilt syndrome. Any time the Bills come on Red Zone I have to find the remote to change the channel so nothing bad happens. If I don't, I let all Bills fans down.
BringBackFergy Posted September 25, 2014 Author Posted September 25, 2014 I have Red Zone rash remote perplexity guilt syndrome. Any time the Bills come on Red Zone I have to find the remote to change the channel so nothing bad happens. If I don't, I let all Bills fans down. So you're the carrier huh?
hondo in seattle Posted September 25, 2014 Posted September 25, 2014 1st down runs behind Eric Pears. It's called "Peartar Flatulitis." This might be contagious. I suffer from the same malady.
Rockee96 Posted September 25, 2014 Posted September 25, 2014 Mine is Bi-Polar Disorder. I either get extremely happy and optimistic about life, or I suffer depression.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted September 25, 2014 Posted September 25, 2014 Mine is Bi-Polar Disorder. I either get extremely happy and optimistic about life, or I suffer depression. How do I follow this? Get well Buddy. I suffer from Gilmoresissyarmtackleitis Rage Episodes. It's like a dissociative disorder or something. I will punt a kitten if Gilmore attempts his wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man tackle technique.
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