BringBackFergy Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) I have a Bills football sickness...it is called "LeatherDeflation ReadOptionitis" which basically means every time EJ is in shotgun with CJ next to him (as opposed to I formation), I throw the football next to me against the wall as hard as I can...it is extremely soft these days. What sickness are you suffering from?? (Please include the scientific name if possible) Edited September 25, 2014 by BringBackFergy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 What sickness are you suffering from?? TSW manic depression.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 25, 2014 Author Share Posted September 25, 2014 TSW manic depression.... The scientific name for that condition is "Idiotical Massposteremia". Not sure how to treat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 I puke every time it's 3rd and 1 and Hackett calls for CJ to the middle of the line.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 25, 2014 Author Share Posted September 25, 2014 I puke every time it's 3rd and 1 and Hackett calls for CJ to the middle of the line.... Sounds like "Collidus Guardbuttox" which in rare cases leads to "Leatherdeflation Readoptionitis". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Blitz Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 1st down runs behind Eric Pears. It's called "Peartar Flatulitis." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 25, 2014 Author Share Posted September 25, 2014 1st down runs behind Eric Pears. It's called "Peartar Flatulitis." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Crazy superstitions. If we won the week before I have to wear all same apparel, and drink and eat the exact same food. Years back when I was in college on a late Saturday night, I convinced a friend to punch me in the face because we won the week before after I got sucker punched while working the door at a party. I'm really glad that superstition ended that Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Third and longitis. Am I the only one that would rather see third and two or three than third and ten or more when we are on defense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 25, 2014 Author Share Posted September 25, 2014 Crazy superstitions. If we won the week before I have to wear all same apparel, and drink and eat the exact same food. Years back when I was in college on a late Saturday night, I convinced a friend to punch me in the face because we won the week before after I got sucker punched while working the door at a party. I'm really glad that superstition ended that Sunday. You're showing signs of "Inebriatorfacial Idiomatic Superstitiosyndrome" which means your buddy is a true friend but a little wacky. Third and longitis. Am I the only one that would rather see third and two or three than third and ten or more when we are on defense? Yes, It was bad last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 You're showing signs of "Inebriatorfacial Idiomatic Superstitiosyndrome" which means your buddy is a true friend but a little wacky. Yes, It was bad last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffHead Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Reminiscitis de Rheingold. I am stuck in a constant state of wishing Chas Rheingold was still on our roster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 25, 2014 Author Share Posted September 25, 2014 Reminiscitis de Rheingold. I am stuck in a constant state of wishing Chas Rheingold was still on our roster. LOL...I have flare ups from time to time as well. No known cure. Very similar to "Levitreloma Freeagencemia" which likewise presents itself with red blotches, heavy breathing and bad spelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Dirctvstreamitis..... 4 Phuckin years in a row I pay hundreds of dollars to pace and angrily yell at the tv for 3 hours a week. It's bad man. I pay for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Herpes. Just freaking herpes. I have a good while and things are great but then speed bumps show up and boom I am reminded and brought to pain out of no where. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 25, 2014 Author Share Posted September 25, 2014 Dirctvstreamitis..... 4 Phuckin years in a row I pay hundreds of dollars to pace and angrily yell at the tv for 3 hours a week. It's bad man. I pay for that. I still have that condition. It's painful. Try Labatt IV 10,000mg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Gianelli Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 It's-as-good-as-a-punt-itis. I get that every time we're way down, and it's third and long, and we don't realize that a long pass way downfield might actually get caught (or there might be pass interference), and even an interception would be almost as good as a punt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 25, 2014 Author Share Posted September 25, 2014 Herpes. Just freaking herpes. I have a good while and things are great but then speed bumps show up and boom I am reminded and brought to pain out of no where. Painful Sores and the shaft?? You have "Refereemia Yellowflaginora". It pops up at the worst times. It's-as-good-as-a-punt-itis. I get that every time we're way down, and it's third and long, and we don't realize that a long pass way downfield might actually get caught (or there might be pass interference), and even an interception would be almost as good as a punt. Yep. So true. That sickness doesn't go away it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Not football related, but hockey. Watching Ryan Miller play and when the other team pushed the puck to the point or got ready for an outside shot, I always would cringe and wince, squirm out of control while looking through my fingers covering my face. I did it even during the Olympics, first time outsiders got to see my affliction... They were worried. I think the affliction goes all the way back to Brad Park's shot in the playoffs. Miller years later just made it worse. LoL... Bills not so much... Yet, it crossed over during Norwood's kick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 I get a little Cold Shoulderitis from my wife. She's a very good sport, but for 16 Sundays a year she's looking for something else to do. My mood is generally pretty foul for the rest of the day except about six times a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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