Rob's House Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Nobody is gonna give Tommy Boys while a shot in here? Say all you want about him but his wife is acknowledged as extremely hot. Eh, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but if we're comparing her to the most beautiful women on the planet she doesn't get a second look from me. To each his own I guess. What about mccaron's? Apparently the one everyone agrees on. Except me, lol, she's too plain and contrived looking. I'd pave a private road to my bed for her, and kick my wife out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted September 24, 2014 Author Share Posted September 24, 2014 (edited) Eh, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but if we're comparing her to the most beautiful women on the planet she doesn't get a second look from me. To each his own I guess. I'd pave a private road to my bed for her, and kick my wife out. Better than who dumped for her though IMO. Another one of those trying too hard to look wholesome types Edited September 24, 2014 by Joe_the_6_pack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Better than who dumped for her though IMO. Another one of those trying too hard to look wholesome types I prefer the one on the right to the one on the left, but I could probably find a perky blonde working at Hooters I'd take over both of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted September 24, 2014 Author Share Posted September 24, 2014 (edited) I prefer the one on the right to the one on the left, but I could probably find a perky blonde working at Hooters I'd take over both of them. true story, i actually sat next to the one on the left at sports bar watching bills and pats in 2006 (I think it was a few months before Tommy dumped her). I didnt know who she was, but during the game I noticed guys were walking by and going out of their way to have a look at her. I figured she must be someone of note because on looks alone she didnt warrant the attention. Had an attitude as well ... I asked her to pass the napkins or something, and she and her equally stuck up girlfriend who she was with would give me foul looks like I was trying to come onto them, not that it would dawn on them a guy with wing sauce all over him might actually want napkins. I only found out after they left and I asked a guy on the other side who she was. Nothing upstairs on her either, average Hooters gal would be a multiple in cup size Edited September 24, 2014 by Joe_the_6_pack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Kinda, but i would and so would everyone on this board busting on her, unless they were into bieber. Also liked JF's GF when he won heisman. Kind of a 50's throwback look from a tarantino road film. I always think Johnny looks like a guy from the 50s himself. Like out of the cast of Guys and Dolls or something. So, I guess they'd be a perfect match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted September 24, 2014 Author Share Posted September 24, 2014 (edited) I always think Johnny looks like a guy from the 50s himself. Like out of the cast of Guys and Dolls or something. So, I guess they'd be a perfect match. I agree and think thats whats cool about him, like a James Dean. They seemed like a fun couple Edited September 24, 2014 by Joe_the_6_pack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorkington Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 (edited) This thread reminds me of this old meme: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/210-would-not-bang Edited September 24, 2014 by Dorkington Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Plus, I'm not Caligula. LoL... Really? You gonna throw the baby out w/the bathwater because of one little horse head... I am not buying it. You'd get your freak on Caligula... ;-P ;-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 The only conclusions that I can draw after looking through this thread are that JtSP has poor eyesight and he has an affinity for skanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Less talky. More pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Less talky. More pics. who invited you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 true story, i actually sat next to the one on the left at sports bar watching bills and pats in 2006 (I think it was a few months before Tommy dumped her). I didnt know who she was, but during the game I noticed guys were walking by and going out of their way to have a look at her. I figured she must be someone of note because on looks alone she didnt warrant the attention. Had an attitude as well ... I asked her to pass the napkins or something, and she and her equally stuck up girlfriend who she was with would give me foul looks like I was trying to come onto them, not that it would dawn on them a guy with wing sauce all over him might actually want napkins. I only found out after they left and I asked a guy on the other side who she was. Nothing upstairs on her either, average Hooters gal would be a multiple in cup size Ha! You should have really gone overboard and been a slob and kind of an !@#$. Like getting the wing sauce all over yourself, been loud and impatient (i.e. "Lady, let's make with those napkins, this staff's not going to wipe itself off"), and burp loudly in her general direction. She wouldn't know what to think. Odds are she'd just think "what a disgusting !@#$," but on the other hand, your chances of scoring with her would be exponentially higher than anyone else in that bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Exponentially higher than zero is still zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Somehow golfer Jason Dufner landed this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 who invited you? I did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowery4 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 No one would do Kate Upton? You guys are gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 I prefer the one on the right to the one on the left, but I could probably find a perky blonde working at Hooters I'd take over both of them. I'll go with the one on the right. I think the left is Giselle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 No one would do Kate Upton? You guys are gay. Go look at the recent pictures of the young lady. She's oofa. She always was, but now there is no airbrushing and the candy wrapper is off, so to speak. She's just pretty in the face and kind of fun in personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted September 24, 2014 Author Share Posted September 24, 2014 No one would do Kate Upton? You guys are gay. Is she dating an athlete? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 (edited) Is she dating an athlete? Justin Verlander. There are pics - and video - of the two screwing, so they're at least doing that. Edited September 24, 2014 by jboyst62 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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