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We measure players here by whether they can carry Fred's jockstrap. Five jockstraps is 2011 MVP

Fred, one jockstrap is Fred in the making. Unless otherwise noted, Fred Jackson, Kyle Williams, and and Dan Carpenter are assumed to have 5 jockstraps.

 

5 jockstraps

 

Fred Jackson - Even in a loss, the best Bills player on the field by a wide margin. The 21-yard TD to bring the Bills within 20-10 was vintage Fred, waiting to set up the blocks, then completely changing direction to find the end zone.

 

Colton Schmidt - What a find, dropping three punts inside the 20, and easily handling the swirling winds at the Ralph. Consistently gave the Chargers bad field position, not his fault the D sucked today.

 

4 jockstraps

 

None.

 

3 jockstraps

 

None.h

 

2 jockstraps

 

Aaron Williams - One of only two members of the secondary that showed up to play today.

 

Corey Graham - The other member of the secondary that showed up to play today.

 

1 jockstraps

 

Manny Lawson - Big sack to force a punt, good contain, and good tacking today from one of the few defensive players to show up.

 

Mario Williams - Big sack to force a punt, and a violent bodyslam of Brown to the turf (the only physical play I saw from the Bills defense all day).

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