boyst Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 As big as the Statue of Liberty...... Certainly you mean the miniature likeness you have of her on your keychain... You should probably just start calling them elkseses dissirregardlessly taking your joking aside, i did not know that elks were in PA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 dissirregardlessly taking your joking aside, i did not know that elks were in PA Hahahaha!!! They were here back in the day, and then reintroduced a whole back. They used to be protected, but not there is a draw for tags, but they don't issue many... Next time you come up we can take a ride down to ELK county and check them out.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Try a sub sonic .22 on the gophers out back. They don't usually come back from that. Depends where he lives, if its an urban environment there may be city/town ordanaces concerning the discharge of a firearm. Even a 22 on private property may result in a visit by critters packing .40 S&W. A compressed air 22 on the other hand, won't arouse nosy neighbors who might call the cops. They're not as accurate or powerful and have less range. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Depends where he lives, if its an urban environment there may be city/town ordanaces concerning the discharge of a firearm. Even a 22 on private property may result in a visit by critters packing .40 S&W. A compressed air 22 on the other hand, won't arouse nosy neighbors who might call the cops. They're not as accurate or powerful and have less range. Not only is it not allowed here they have gunshot detectors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Not only is it not allowed here they have gunshot detectors. You still haven't escaped the People's Republic of California? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 yes. it's bigger, it's as big as the empire state building. and my arm is as big as the statue of liberty. i beat her arm wrestling, too. you're adorable Jimbo. ,Not sure how I feel about a guy calling me ''adorable" but since you're 3500 miles away I guess it's alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Depends where he lives, if its an urban environment there may be city/town ordanaces concerning the discharge of a firearm. Key word being "firearm." I solved a pesky critter problem in a dense urban environment with a high velocity pellet gun, which was entirely legal despite the "firearm" ban. Tough part was creating a safe background for the shot - - wound up taking it from my roof for the down angle into the ground of my own yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Your enemy, your foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, you have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. You've gotta get inside this guy's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Your enemy, your foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, you have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. You've gotta get inside this guy's pelt and crawl around for a few days. That explains why you dress up like Chairman Mao and smell like fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 (edited) That explains why you dress up like Chairman Mao and smell like fish Good point about my enemy! Gotta do what you gotta do for the good old red, white, and blue! Edited September 20, 2014 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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