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Just Jack

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That reminds me of a story we were told by an instructor at the police academy I went to in 1998. Received a call about a strange odor coming from a duplex. Officer (now instructor) arrives at the scene and breaks the door down. They found a man in the bedroom of the duplex that died (heart attack) while masturbating. He had been there for a few days. He was bloated, t-shirt pulled up to his chest, shorts partially removed, and his hand was still on his penis. The instructor had pictures to accompany the story. One of those things that you can't "un-see".

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Does anyone know...do you get paid for donating your sperm? If so, I'm thinking that I could put my kids through college with my knuckle children.

 

I've heard that you can, but I don't know where to donate or how much. Now women, they get the big $$$ for donating their eggs.

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