jimmy10 Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 Shakespeare was a poor choice there, you are correct. I'm rightfully ashamed. And yes, there is sport humor that is much smarter than this---often on Deadspin. But this isn't that. Glad to hear you've decided to just go with it. Like that line from the Deadspin piece about a Bills tailgate resembling a 1970s Manchester coal miners union protest. THAT is good writing. Dude conjured up a great image. I'm going to remember that bit forever. Bad writing is just bad writing and should be scorned. Message boards aside, of course. We're just a bunch of doofs "I CAN TYPING!" most of the time.
Buffalo Barbarian Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 Looks like Miami is talking trash: http://blogs.broward...worst_draft.php Can't really say that Miami is talking trash, just that site is. Also they were running out of funny things to say by constantly referring to "drunken Buffoonery". The part about the cheerleaders was friggin hysterical :lol: I'm sure that a Buffalo writer could write a similar article about the behavior of fans at SunLife stadium IF ANYBODY BOTHERED TO SHOW UP TO THEIR GAMES. BAM!
bowery4 Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 Screw those dinks. In the words of comedian (and Florida native) Daniel Tosh, Florida is nothing but flat, hot and dumb. Like a lot of women, oddly enough.
mitchmurraydowntown Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 Fungus? Really fungus?? Terry needs to hire a real company to run a Jills program, one that doesn't mention Toxic shock.
xsoldier54 Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 Why is it "Baffoon" in the headings and "buffoon" in the context? Who's f-ing with me here? Because the guys that wrote it and his editors are bauffoons.
judman Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 "Stuffing their face holes with more artery clogging food." Lol
thebandit27 Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 I can assure you there will never be a similar article for Dolphins' fans. (Go ahead everyone, I laid that one right out there for ya...)
transient Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 I'm sure that a Buffalo writer could write a similar article about the behavior of fans at SunLife stadium IF ANYBODY BOTHERED TO SHOW UP TO THEIR GAMES. If they write a piece for the home fans and use the same 9 reasons format they will have to find a personal flaw for every Dolphins fan and list it... they might need to point out 2 flaws for one of them, though. Or, to add anonymity, they could do a combined piece of Jacksonville and Miami, so that they don't get sued for libel.
Captain Caveman Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 writing a "football fans are obnoxious drunks" article is like shooting dolphins in a sea world tank.
transient Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 How ironic that cold dreary, sub arctic Buffalo has more fans show up to games than beautiful sunny Miami. We're actually sub actic Buffalo, which I took to mean first or second floor, as opposed to the sub basement dwelling Miamiuns... Miamiites...Miaminians... Miamians. You stay classy, porpoise hollow.
Max Fischer Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 Like that line from the Deadspin piece about a Bills tailgate resembling a 1970s Manchester coal miners union protest. THAT is good writing. Dude conjured up a great image. I'm going to remember that bit forever. Bad writing is just bad writing and should be scorned. Message boards aside, of course. We're just a bunch of doofs "I CAN TYPING!" most of the time. ^this I love a good take down, but this article ain't it.
Nextera15 Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 We may have the worst fan base but at least we have one. My advice is get past the 90's dude, you sucked back then and suck now. Go hit the blow and get put on 48hrs so real football fans can watch a game.
Rivermont Mike Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 I was just saying to someone the other day, "you know, you just don't see the term 'sh*tstain' nearly enough in quality journalism." Then...BOOM...this lock for a Pulitzer throws it down. The new Golden Age of Writers is upon us. : )
Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 Looks like Miami is talking trash: http://blogs.broward...worst_draft.php Parts of that were funny. The drunkan baffoons thing, for example. I like #8 and #7. And who was 85 who fell when he leaped? That was funny. Finding the tattoo of OJ's mug shot was pretty good, but ignoring all the other Bills greats like BRUUUUUUCCCCE, Andre, and Thurman is ignorant. The part about how we cling to our four straight superbowl appearances and that's sad, but it's OK Dolphans cling to the undefeated season 'cuz it's something no other team has done, was unintentional humor at its best. I don't get Reason #2 "And this Guy" The #1 drunken fan fail at sliding down the rail deserves lampooning. Do guys really **** in the urinals at the Ralph? I can assure you there will never be a similar article for Dolphins' fans. (Go ahead everyone, I laid that one right out there for ya...) The Dolphins have fans? I guess they must show up for the home games cleverly disguised as empty seats.
cjatcreek07 Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 I laughed a little even though it's just a blog and nothing more. I don't think any respected news journal would let you use the word **** stain lol
The Dean Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 I can assure you there will never be a similar article for Dolphins' fans. (Go ahead everyone, I laid that one right out there for ya...) If only because Miami fans aren't really worthy of such an article.
sodbuster Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 Do guys really **** in the urinals at the Ralph? Dump in the urinals? No. Piss in the sinks? Yeah.
Buffaloed in Pa Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 Yeah and S.Florida has boat people,for fans,humidty all year,bugs as big as cats. Crack hookers and swamp people sound good too you all. Sounds dreamy.
jimmy10 Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 Yeah and S.Florida has boat people,for fans,humidty all year,bugs as big as cats. Crack hookers and swamp people sound good too you all. Sounds dreamy. I've spent plenty of time in Florida. Around the whole state, as long as you're within a couple hundred yards of the coast, it's gorgeous. Head inland and it's a humid, meth-fueled hellscape.
NyQuil Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 Before anyone gets too upset: The 2014 Miami Dolphins season is well underway! And while lots of other sites will be breaking down each game, and list reasons why the Dolphins will or won't win, while analyzing players, coaches, and match-ups against their respective opponent week to week, we won't.Not us. Not here. Instead, we're focusing on why every week's opponent has the worst fanbase in all the NFL.
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