Rico Posted September 19, 2014 Posted September 19, 2014 Monica sighed, rolled onto her side, she was so impressed that she just surrendered
SJ Bills backer Posted September 19, 2014 Posted September 19, 2014 It was the dark of moon On the 5th of june In a Kensworth Haulin hogs Sorry - pls forgive me
birdog1960 Posted September 19, 2014 Posted September 19, 2014 (edited) ground control to major tom take your protein pills and put your helmet on... this is major tom to ground control you've really made the grade Edited September 19, 2014 by birdog1960
Rob's House Posted September 19, 2014 Posted September 19, 2014 I never knew the power of a song, til I heard the music playin', the day mama passed on
The Dean Posted September 19, 2014 Posted September 19, 2014 Ten yeas ago on a cool dark night, there was someone killed neath the town hall light.
The Avenger Posted September 19, 2014 Posted September 19, 2014 Your daddy works in porno now that mommy's not around She used to love her heroin, but now she's underground
birdog1960 Posted September 19, 2014 Posted September 19, 2014 (edited) summertime and the livin is easy fish are jumping and the cotton is high Edited September 19, 2014 by birdog1960
RuntheDamnBall Posted September 19, 2014 Posted September 19, 2014 God, what a mess, on the ladder of success - where you take one step and miss the whole first rung.
Rico Posted September 20, 2014 Posted September 20, 2014 (edited) Muff Divin' in the Wilkie South, spread her legs and open your mouth. Maybe NSFW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSm1U7BdR6A Best line though is Let her know she's your favorite gal, stick your tongue in her birth canal Edited September 20, 2014 by Rico
BillsFanNC Posted September 20, 2014 Posted September 20, 2014 Well, my daddy didn’t pull out, but he never apologized Rock and Roll means well, but it can’t help tellin’ young boys lies
Chef Jim Posted September 20, 2014 Author Posted September 20, 2014 “I am an Antichrist, I am an anarchist” –Sex Pistols, “Anarchy in the UK”. I sing this occasionally when Beerball listens to country in the car. "I put it In 1st and then I punch it, listen to the engine roar." MC5, Thunder Express. Elemental rock. "When I think back to all the crap I learned in high school, it's a wonder I can think at all." Paul Simon "Lights Out Tonight, trouble in the heartland, got a head-on collision smashin' in my guts man, I'm caught in a crossfire that I don't understand." Springsteen "Oh I used to be disgusted and now I try to be amused." Elvis Costello "Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated." This was the ringtone assigned to Beerball's mother-in-law for many years. I wanted to include a line from a Dead Boys song but BB wouldn't be amused. What is the possibility of you kicking the sphere of beer to curb and post in his place? Your posts are much more interesting. Not hard to do but still.....
swnybillsfan Posted September 20, 2014 Posted September 20, 2014 let freedom ring with a shotgun blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast! from davidian by machine head
BillsPride12 Posted September 21, 2014 Posted September 21, 2014 Sweeeeeeeeeet Emoooooootion.....Sweeeeeeeeeeeet Emoooooooootion
Taro T Posted September 21, 2014 Posted September 21, 2014 F### all that we've gotta get on with these. Sex and drugs and rock and roll Sometimes when this place gets kind of empty, sound of the breath fades with the light, I think about a loveless fascination under the Milky Way tonight.
Rob's House Posted September 21, 2014 Posted September 21, 2014 Oh say can you see... summertime and the livin is easy I never took you for a sublime fan.
Pete Posted September 21, 2014 Posted September 21, 2014 Well I'm about to get upset/sick From watchin' my TV
The Dean Posted September 21, 2014 Posted September 21, 2014 I am gross and perverted. I'm obsessed and deranged.
Billadelphia Posted September 21, 2014 Posted September 21, 2014 Well I went home with the waitress The way I always do. How was I to know She was with the Russians, too?
BUFFALOKIE Posted September 21, 2014 Posted September 21, 2014 (edited) In here its fine, most every night. Edited September 21, 2014 by THE KIKO MONSTER
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