Best Opening Line to a Song

[Chef Jim]

A music site I follow on Facebook posted this and I'll start it with what the started it with. It's a good one but also has some nice local Buffalo roots.

 

She's a very kinky girl...............

[KD in CA]

Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a man of wealth and taste.

[The Poojer]

B.B. Bumble and the Stingers, Mott the Hoople, Ray Charles Singers

Lonnie Mack and twangin' Eddy, here's my ring we're goin' steady

Take it easy, take me higher, liar liar, house on fire

Locomotion, Poco, Passion, Deeper Purple, Satisfaction

Baby baby gotta gotta gimme gimme gettin' hotter

Sammy's cookin', Lesley Gore and Ritchie Valens, end of story

Mahavishnu, fujiyama, kama-sutra, rama-lama

Richard Perry, Spector, Barry, Archies, Righteous, Nilsson, Harry

Shimmy shimmy ko-ko bop and Fats is back and Finger Poppin'

[Rob's House]

I'm a cold heartbreaker fit to burn and I'll rip your heart in two, and I'll leave you lying on the bed.

[HereComesTheReignAgain]

Life ain't so sh!tty, there's a lot that you can be.

 

Blind Melon.

[TPS]

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold...

[Rob's House]

Mucho gusto me llamo Bradley, I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy.

 

Edit: For those of you who don't speak Mexican, the first part means "pleased to meet you, my name is Bradley"

Edited September 11, 2014 by Rob's House

[Roger Goodell]

"Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away...."

[Chef Jim]

_{Mr. Brown is a clown who rides through town in a coffin.}

Edited September 11, 2014 by Chef Jim

[ExiledInIllinois]

One man used his mighty voice to call

Was all for one, and baby, one for all

 

Bullets rang and he lost his life

It was a bloody day here in paradise

Paradise

It ain't hard to find

Lookin' out your window at the world outside

Paradise

It ain't far away

Here in my head it's just another day

Here in paradise

 

Now, cardboard boxes line these city streets

Playin' home for the hearts full of miseries

I got a room with a view that's nice

Just living on the hard side here in paradise

 

Yeah

Well, baby I was wrong

I should have said those things

I should have brought you flowers, love and wedding rings

I walk alone and I pay the price

For livin' on the wrong side of paradise

 

And I'm falling for paradise

And I'm falling for paradise

 

~BoDeans, Paradise (1991)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8GD8UoJRy0

[Maury Ballstein]

"Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away...."

 

bravo.

 

and

 

I need to be myself

I can't be no one else

I'm feeling supersonic

Give me gin and tonic

[Gugny]

This could end the thread:

 

And if I say to you tomorrow ... take my hand, child, come with me. It's to a castle I will take you; where what's to be, they say, will be ...

[Chef Jim]

This could end the thread:

 

And if I say to you tomorrow ... take my hand, child, come with me. It's to a castle I will take you; where what's to be, they say, will be ...

 

I love Bee Gees.

[bbb]

"Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away...."

 

Nicely played!

[The Dean]

Down in C#$t Valley where jism does flow

and the co#^suckers fork for a nickel a blow,

That's where I met Lupe the girl I adore

she's a hot f##king, co##sucking Mexican whore

 

-John Valby

[DC Tom]

This could end the thread:

 

And if I say to you tomorrow ... take my hand, child, come with me. It's to a castle I will take you; where what's to be, they say, will be ...

 

That would be four lines.

[Donald Duck]

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day

[Doc]

I like big breasts

[Rob's House]

You part the waters, the same ones that I'm thirsty for.

[ExiledInIllinois]

"I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny..."