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Hi, I'm a retarded celebrity/ sports star and I took nude photos of myself and stored them digitally.... And then they got hacked and sent worldwide...

 

 

Who do I sue, because I am not responsible for anything....

 

 

Seriously, who do I sue? Any bloodsucking lawyers on here help me?

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Hi, I'm a retarded celebrity/ sports star and I took nude photos of myself and stored them digitally.... And then they got hacked and sent worldwide...

 

 

Who do I sue, because I am not responsible for anything....

 

 

Seriously, who do I sue? Any bloodsucking lawyers on here help me?

 

Sue the deepest pockets. Apple's got $150B or so cash on hand, I'd start there.

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Sue the deepest pockets. Apple's got $150B or so cash on hand, I'd start there.

 

Holy ****, that's a lot of money... Surely Apple is responsible....

 

Ricky Gervais got it right.... I wish he hadn't backed down

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Hi, I'm a retarded celebrity/ sports star and I took nude photos of myself and stored them digitally.... And then they got hacked and sent worldwide...

 

 

Who do I sue, because I am not responsible for anything....

 

 

Seriously, who do I sue? Any bloodsucking lawyers on here help me?

 

You put them in the cloud because you wanted the attention. Like having sex in a car. It's out there, but you may or may not get caught. Only when you do get caught, do you feel shame and remorse.

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You put them in the cloud because you wanted the attention. Like having sex in a car. It's out there, but you may or may not get caught. Only when you do get caught, do you feel shame and remorse.

 

...and "grudgingly" settle with Vivid for the movie distribution rights.

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You put them in the cloud because you wanted the attention. Like having sex in a car. It's out there, but you may or may not get caught. Only when you do get caught, do you feel shame and remorse.

 

Lets be real....the average "celebrity" is about as dumb as a box of rocks. They are so disconnected they have no idea about anything other than what their assistants tell them.

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Hi, I'm a retarded celebrity/ sports star and I took nude photos of myself and stored them digitally.... And then they got hacked and sent worldwide...

 

 

Who do I sue, because I am not responsible for anything....

 

 

Seriously, who do I sue? Any bloodsucking lawyers on here help me?

 

Do you remember that little box you click that said you read and agreed to the terms of service? They are not responsible!!!

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Lets be real....the average "celebrity" is about as dumb as a box of rocks. They are so disconnected they have no idea about anything other than what their assistants tell them.

 

People in general are uneducated when it comes to the cloud. It's a public dumping ground. I wouldn't trust with any kind of sensitive pictures/information. For all these people know, NSA agents came across them and got paid big bucks for them.

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People in general are uneducated when it comes to the cloud. It's a public dumping ground. I wouldn't trust with any kind of sensitive pictures/information. For all these people know, NSA agents came across them and got paid big bucks for them.

 

People in general are ignorant when it comes to the internet. "But my computer's not on the internet!" Uh...yeah, it is if you're online.

 

Ever since the North Koreans hacked my computer, I keep sensitive electronic documents encrypted on a portable drive locked in a safe.

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People in general are ignorant when it comes to the internet. "But my computer's not on the internet!" Uh...yeah, it is if you're online.

 

Ever since the North Koreans hacked my computer, I keep sensitive electronic documents encrypted on a portable drive locked in a safe.

 

Who knew they liked midget porn as much as you?

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