BillsNYC Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 Hmmm...wonder what lawsuits will result from this? http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,145557,00.html
KRC Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 <said in best Monty Python voice> I'm not quite dead yet.
Just Jack Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead. [a man puts a body on the cart] Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one. The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead. The Dead Collector: What? Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead. The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead. Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not. The Dead Collector: He isn't. Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better. Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart. Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby. The Dead Collector: I can't take him. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine. Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor. The Dead Collector: I can't. Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long. The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today. Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round? The Dead Collector: Thursday. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk. Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do? The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy. [the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club] Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much. The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday. Large Man with Dead Body: Right. More Holy Grail qoutes
DC Tom Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 That's nothing. It happens all the time. 220367[/snapback] In fact, it's not unheard of for the clinically dead to post a "poker hand of the week" to their blogs every so often...
Realist Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 Its been the big story here for the past couple of days. He's still in critical condition and may not survive yet, but damn.
stevestojan Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 He's still in critical condition and may not survive yet220410[/snapback] well, the fact that recovery efforts stopped for a period of time probably didn't help his chances...
Realist Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 well, the fact that recovery efforts stopped for a period of time probably didn't help his chances... 220412[/snapback] Probably not, you wonder how much they could have helped him if they knew he was alive. Obviously no worse off than he is now, but possibly upgraded to serious or something.
stevestojan Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 I didn't realize "patient is alive" vs "patient is dead" was subjective nowadays...
BillsNYC Posted January 27, 2005 Author Posted January 27, 2005 Maybe they were Bills fans and thought he was Tom Brady?
ch19079 Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 <said in best Monty Python voice> I'm not quite dead yet. 220366[/snapback]
ch19079 Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 Maybe they were Bills fans and thought he was Tom Brady? 220500[/snapback] i just found out hes dating that hot chick from "the recruit". now i want to bash his face in even more. :I starred in Brokeback Mountain:
gantrules Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 Great Stephen King story about this in "Everthing's Eventual", book of short stories. The story is called "Autopsy Room Four"....I think there was a short film on it too.
CajunBillsBacker Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 Amazing! Being dead 2 hours, then breathing again is a mystery. I wonder if bodies ever started breathing after being buried? Surely they would eventually die again from lack of oxygen, but it makes you wonder.
stuckincincy Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 Amazing! Being dead 2 hours, then breathing again is a mystery. I wonder if bodies ever started breathing after being buried? Surely they would eventually die again from lack of oxygen, but it makes you wonder. 220523[/snapback] It was a big issue around the turn of the 19th century. Some folks bought caskets with vent tubes, alarms, hand cranked blowers and the like.
stuckincincy Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 Great Stephen King story about this in "Everthing's Eventual", book of short stories. The story is called "Autopsy Room Four"....I think there was a short film on it too. 220514[/snapback] Rod Serling had a "Twilight Zone" episode where a fellow was put on a slab in a mortuary, but he was alive. His mind raced about what to do, and finally he was able to slightly move his pinkie finger. The next day, an attendent opened the drawer, put him on a gurney, and then tucked his arms underneath his body so they wouldn't flop down. The last scene was his face with a tear rolling down his cheek.
Corp000085 Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 ncbillsfan--i should watch the news more! this is the first i've heard of it. busy busy week
The Poojer Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 so did he continue to breathe? or was it just one shallow breath, the story doesn't say whether or not he is an ex. Hmmm...wonder what lawsuits will result from this? http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,145557,00.html 220349[/snapback]
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