Deranged Rhino Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 http://www.shieldsgazette.com/opinion/columnists/wraithscape/was-neanderthal-shot-by-a-time-traveller-1-6786186 Might be my favorite oddity of the year so far... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Shot, not roundhouse kicked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I'm not saying was a bullet...but it was a bullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 according to Einstein, if time travel is ever actually developed, it will only work in one direction - moving forward, not backward. that leaves only one possibility: it was the neanderthal that was time-traveling, and it began to solidify in the late 19th or early 20th century, startled some ranch-hand or soldier who shot it, and it re-phased back to it's own time, probably falling on it's time-travel device and destroying it, leaving a few pieces that happen to resemble rudimentary firearms laying about to be discovered later. you'll see. it will be on Discovery within a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 according to Einstein, if time travel is ever actually developed, it will only work in one direction - moving forward, not backward. that leaves only one possibility: it was the neanderthal that was time-traveling, and it began to solidify in the late 19th or early 20th century, startled some ranch-hand or soldier who shot it, and it re-phased back to it's own time, probably falling on it's time-travel device and destroying it, leaving a few pieces that happen to resemble rudimentary firearms laying about to be discovered later. 1) Time travel already works forward. I'm travelling forward in time right now. 2) Einstein didn't say that. 3) Feynman, Schwinger, and Tomonaga all said time travel works both directions. Oh, and 4) Bullet? C'mon...an entry wound that perfectly formed, without surrounding fractures, can only be caused by a high-energy laser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 anyone hear of storms with high winds like straw through a 2by4 sheesh what these people will assume Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 1) Time travel already works forward. I'm travelling forward in time right now. 2) Einstein didn't say that. 3) Feynman, Schwinger, and Tomonaga all said time travel works both directions. Oh, and 4) Bullet? C'mon...an entry wound that perfectly formed, without surrounding fractures, can only be caused by a high-energy laser. well, if you're going to insist on poking holes in my already sub-standard farces, then I'm going to time-jump to last week and put a flaming bag of dog poop on your doorstep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted August 26, 2014 Author Share Posted August 26, 2014 (edited) 1) Time travel already works forward. I'm travelling forward in time right now. 2) Einstein didn't say that. 3) Feynman, Schwinger, and Tomonaga all said time travel works both directions. Oh, and 4) Bullet? C'mon...an entry wound that perfectly formed, without surrounding fractures, can only be caused by a high-energy laser. I know you'll know where this is from, but it's the first thing that popped into my stupid brain. Edited August 26, 2014 by GreggyT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 I know you'll know where this is from, but it's the first thing that popped into my stupid brain. great movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 (edited) 1) Time travel already works forward. I'm travelling forward in time right now. Edited August 27, 2014 by Captain Caveman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 great movie. Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 I know you'll know where this is from, but it's the first thing that popped into my stupid brain. "Hey, Laslo! Want to see a demonstration of gravity? YEEEEAAAAAAH!" I'm quitting my job soon. Maybe I'll give my notice by doing that to my boss. I'm going to time-jump to last week and put a flaming bag of dog poop on your doorstep. That was you???? (Sorry, I thought I was poking holes in somebody else's farcical farce.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 I know you'll know where this is from, but it's the first thing that popped into my stupid brain. Please enlighten me. Haven't seen a great movie in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Hmmm, read: A Sound of Thunder, by Bradbury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Please enlighten me. Haven't seen a great movie in a long time. "Real Genius." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Are there any updates on this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 "Real Genius." Thanks, long weekend coming up, I'll try to watch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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