Deranged Rhino Posted August 26, 2014 Posted August 26, 2014 http://www.shieldsgazette.com/opinion/columnists/wraithscape/was-neanderthal-shot-by-a-time-traveller-1-6786186 Might be my favorite oddity of the year so far...
PromoTheRobot Posted August 26, 2014 Posted August 26, 2014 I'm not saying was a bullet...but it was a bullet.
Azalin Posted August 26, 2014 Posted August 26, 2014 according to Einstein, if time travel is ever actually developed, it will only work in one direction - moving forward, not backward. that leaves only one possibility: it was the neanderthal that was time-traveling, and it began to solidify in the late 19th or early 20th century, startled some ranch-hand or soldier who shot it, and it re-phased back to it's own time, probably falling on it's time-travel device and destroying it, leaving a few pieces that happen to resemble rudimentary firearms laying about to be discovered later. you'll see. it will be on Discovery within a year.
DC Tom Posted August 26, 2014 Posted August 26, 2014 according to Einstein, if time travel is ever actually developed, it will only work in one direction - moving forward, not backward. that leaves only one possibility: it was the neanderthal that was time-traveling, and it began to solidify in the late 19th or early 20th century, startled some ranch-hand or soldier who shot it, and it re-phased back to it's own time, probably falling on it's time-travel device and destroying it, leaving a few pieces that happen to resemble rudimentary firearms laying about to be discovered later. 1) Time travel already works forward. I'm travelling forward in time right now. 2) Einstein didn't say that. 3) Feynman, Schwinger, and Tomonaga all said time travel works both directions. Oh, and 4) Bullet? C'mon...an entry wound that perfectly formed, without surrounding fractures, can only be caused by a high-energy laser.
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted August 26, 2014 Posted August 26, 2014 anyone hear of storms with high winds like straw through a 2by4 sheesh what these people will assume
Azalin Posted August 26, 2014 Posted August 26, 2014 1) Time travel already works forward. I'm travelling forward in time right now. 2) Einstein didn't say that. 3) Feynman, Schwinger, and Tomonaga all said time travel works both directions. Oh, and 4) Bullet? C'mon...an entry wound that perfectly formed, without surrounding fractures, can only be caused by a high-energy laser. well, if you're going to insist on poking holes in my already sub-standard farces, then I'm going to time-jump to last week and put a flaming bag of dog poop on your doorstep.
Deranged Rhino Posted August 26, 2014 Author Posted August 26, 2014 (edited) 1) Time travel already works forward. I'm travelling forward in time right now. 2) Einstein didn't say that. 3) Feynman, Schwinger, and Tomonaga all said time travel works both directions. Oh, and 4) Bullet? C'mon...an entry wound that perfectly formed, without surrounding fractures, can only be caused by a high-energy laser. I know you'll know where this is from, but it's the first thing that popped into my stupid brain. Edited August 26, 2014 by GreggyT
boyst Posted August 27, 2014 Posted August 27, 2014 I know you'll know where this is from, but it's the first thing that popped into my stupid brain. great movie.
Captain Caveman Posted August 27, 2014 Posted August 27, 2014 (edited) 1) Time travel already works forward. I'm travelling forward in time right now. Edited August 27, 2014 by Captain Caveman
DC Tom Posted August 27, 2014 Posted August 27, 2014 I know you'll know where this is from, but it's the first thing that popped into my stupid brain. "Hey, Laslo! Want to see a demonstration of gravity? YEEEEAAAAAAH!" I'm quitting my job soon. Maybe I'll give my notice by doing that to my boss. I'm going to time-jump to last week and put a flaming bag of dog poop on your doorstep. That was you???? (Sorry, I thought I was poking holes in somebody else's farcical farce.)
Steve O Posted August 27, 2014 Posted August 27, 2014 I know you'll know where this is from, but it's the first thing that popped into my stupid brain. Please enlighten me. Haven't seen a great movie in a long time.
Doc Posted August 27, 2014 Posted August 27, 2014 Please enlighten me. Haven't seen a great movie in a long time. "Real Genius."
Steve O Posted August 28, 2014 Posted August 28, 2014 "Real Genius." Thanks, long weekend coming up, I'll try to watch it.
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