rfk Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Another season begins and I put out my paper bag, ready to remain anonymous as a Bills lover. Some suggestions: 1.Let Sammy play QB and catch his own passes 2. Release all 4 QBs and start over with whoever is available after cutdowns. 3. Let the team go to London so at least we'll be too far away to smell them 4. Tebow's been practicing, can it get worse 5. Make Spiller an OG so he can run around his own holes hoping to break one 6. Get rid of that awful bell sound. O perhaps it's Big Ben calling 7. Spray some more WD 40 on the fake grass so everyone falls down every play 8. Sell the team to Bon Jovi so I can root for Pittsburgh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 No ones stopping you from rooting for Pittsburg now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Its preseason and............... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMHvrfsx0HU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillsForever Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 (edited) Chan Gailey might not have been a great head coach and made some mistakes in terms of overseeing the defense but in terms of his expertise - offense, offensive scheme and the offensive line he delivered BEYOND expectations and the personnel he was given. Edited August 24, 2014 by BuffaloBillsForever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Bills Fan Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 (edited) Another season begins and I put out my paper bag, ready to remain anonymous as a Bills lover. Some suggestions: 1.Let Sammy play QB and catch his own passes 2. Release all 4 QBs and start over with whoever is available after cutdowns. 3. Let the team go to London so at least we'll be too far away to smell them 4. Tebow's been practicing, can it get worse 5. Make Spiller an OG so he can run around his own holes hoping to break one 6. Get rid of that awful bell sound. O perhaps it's Big Ben calling 7. Spray some more WD 40 on the fake grass so everyone falls down every play 8. Sell the team to Bon Jovi so I can root for Pittsburgh Just go root for Pittsburgh if thats how you feel Edited August 24, 2014 by Hardcore Bills Fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrod's Tailor Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 I thought this was actually very funny. It was hilarious, and lashing out at OP won't make the Bills a competent football team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 9. Go back in time to the draft when I was so excited about getting Cyrus in the 2nd round, and have someone kick me in the nuts. Seriously though, the guy was owned by 3rd/4th string defensive ends yesterday. Wtf ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 9. Go back in time to the draft when I was so excited about getting Cyrus in the 2nd round, and have someone kick me in the nuts. Seriously though, the guy was owned by 3rd/4th string defensive ends yesterday. Wtf ?! I agree, I was excited about him too. However the bills have been hitting on enough drafts the last couple of years that a bust was due, not that I'm declaring Cyrus a bust. Be grateful that we don't have the Colts FO drafting for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Chan Gailey might not have been a great head coach and made some mistakes in terms of overseeing the defense but in terms of his expertise - offense, offensive scheme and the offensive line he delivered BEYOND expectations and the personnel he was given. I was just thinking, what would happen if Marrone hired Gailey as our O.C.? He'd probably produce more than Hackett, get Spiller 1300 yards, and figure out how to get EJ to relax. I'm to the point where maybe EJ has been over coached and trying to hard, vs. just get out there and stop playing fearful of making mistakes. It makes a player play tentative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Bills Fan Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 I was just thinking, what would happen if Marrone hired Gailey as our O.C.? He'd probably produce more than Hackett, get Spiller 1300 yards, and figure out how to get EJ to relax. I'm to the point where maybe EJ has been over coached and trying to hard, vs. just get out there and stop playing fearful of making mistakes. It makes a player play tentative. Gailey didnt use Spiller either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfk Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 Spiller is a fantasy, an illusion at best a 3rd down back (Patriots would use him correctly) and until the Bills find a healthy competent run north and south back (Fred till he's injured) they will be 3 n out. Start Fred! The Bills had 2 very good backs when they wasted a 1 on Spiller now they'd be happy to get a 3 and move on. I can't root for the Steelers as I made a pact with OJ many years ago that I would remain in the dark until Ralph died and the Bills move to London (home of Jack the Ripper, OJ's favorite fantasy team psycho killer) Gailey and Whine(bad)Stats were in over their heads and I'm afraid Marrone et al are as well. They are expecting E J to play outside his capabilities..he was mediocre in college and hence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucci Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Since you just joined it's just as easy to leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowery4 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Anyone else notice a few new posters starting nonsense threads? Actually that time of year again....adds to ignore list where they just tend to drop off a cliff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Another season begins and I put out my paper bag, ready to remain anonymous as a Bills lover. Some suggestions: 1.Let Sammy play QB and catch his own passes 2. Release all 4 QBs and start over with whoever is available after cutdowns. 3. Let the team go to London so at least we'll be too far away to smell them 4. Tebow's been practicing, can it get worse 5. Make Spiller an OG so he can run around his own holes hoping to break one 6. Get rid of that awful bell sound. O perhaps it's Big Ben calling 7. Spray some more WD 40 on the fake grass so everyone falls down every play 8. Sell the team to Bon Jovi so I can root for Pittsburgh Why even wait? Please go ahead. You have our support CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent 91 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Gailey didnt use Spiller either Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 It was hilarious, and lashing out at OP won't make the Bills a competent football team. I've seen worse attempts but this was still poor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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