\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 http://www.thv11.com/story/news/local/searcy/2014/08/19/searcy-restaurant-amid-controversy-for-discrimination/14314049/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 No, he gives discounts to people who bring in a church bulletin. Last I checked, you don't have to be a Christian to get a church bulletin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 No, he gives discounts to people who bring in a church bulletin. Last I checked, you don't have to be a Christian to get a church bulletin. /lawyered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 how is this different from Papa John's giving a 50% discount to people bringing in a San Antonio Spurs ticket stub after any game the Spurs win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 how is this different from Papa John's giving a 50% discount to people bringing in a San Antonio Spurs ticket stub after any game the Spurs win? Or a senior citizens discount at a movie theater? /lawyered I'm not Christian. I can get a church bulletin. Give me ten minutes, I can get a church bulletin, a synagogue newsletter (also not Jewish), and an endometriosis pamphlet (not a woman, either.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 how is this different from Papa John's giving a 50% discount to people bringing in a San Antonio Spurs ticket stub after any game the Spurs win? It's not. But with this one, you get to write a cool "Christians are discriminating" headline...................... . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Give me ten minutes, I can get a church bulletin, a synagogue newsletter (also not Jewish), and an endometriosis pamphlet (not a woman, either.) that's the beauty of living in the 21st century. in all three cases, you can choose to convert if you so desire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 that's the beauty of living in the 21st century. in all three cases, you can choose to convert if you so desire. In either of the three cases. Not all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 In either of the three cases. Not all. a little surgery, some hormone treatments, and a change of faith will give you two of the three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 a little surgery, some hormone treatments, and a change of faith will give you two of the three. But good luck being Christian and Jewish at the same time. What, you're going to celebrate Easter with The Stations of The Dreidel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 (edited) a little surgery, some hormone treatments, and a change of faith will give you two of the three. http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/meatloaf/twooutofthreeaintbad.html And all I can do is keep on telling you I want you I need you But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you Now don't be sad 'Cause two out of three ain't bad Now don't be sad 'Cause two out of three ain't bad You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach You'll never drill for oil on a city street I know you're looking for a ruby In a mountain of rocks But there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding At the bottom of a Cracker Jack box Edited August 22, 2014 by 3rdnlng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 okay, you guys. I officially got nuthin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 (edited) No, he gives discounts to people who bring in a church bulletin. Last I checked, you don't have to be a Christian to get a church bulletin. The ushers started getting wise by the early 1980's... They wouldn't release the bulletins until after Communion. My sister, brother and I would tell our mother that we were going to Mass. My sister was the oldest and was the driver. Me being the younger of the three, they would make me jump out of the car and grab a bulletin... How could they resist telling a 12 year old what to do? Bingo! We'd hit the acrade (am I showing my age?) thus having proof of service for my mother. Like I said, that all changed when the users started getting hip to the game! Probably under direction of the priest... Thanks Vatican II and the priest facing the people! Yeah, but by that time arcades were starting to go the way of the dino and once in a while you catch a stray bulletin out there... Then depending on the weather, the possibilities were limitless. I still feel dirty and unholy to this day. My mother, God rest her sole, I hope doesn't read this board from up above! Edited August 22, 2014 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 . . . My mother, God rest her sole, I hope doesn't read this board from up above! How did she lose a foot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 How did she lose a foot? LoL... Kicking us in the azz for not fully attending Mass. She floundered mightly after losing it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 How did she lose a foot? She didn't. She lost a fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 She didn't. She lost a fish. So she floundering around up there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 (edited) how is this different from Papa John's giving a 50% discount to people bringing in a San Antonio Spurs ticket stub after any game the Spurs win? The church pizza buyer is much smarter. You'd have to be stupid to travel to San Antonio and back to save $6 on a pizza. Edited August 23, 2014 by 4merper4mer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 So she floundering around up there? You and Tom should get a room... I already made both jokes. ;-P ;-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
....lybob Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 In either of the three cases. Not all. nice !@#$ing sentence you dunce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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