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to you that football season has arrived? The one sound every year that reminds me it's football time is the sound of shotguns being discharged. I live in a rural area and Sept. 1 is always the start of dove hunting.

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It's never been a sound for me. It's always been a smell and feel. When you wake up in the morning and go outside and there is a nip in the air and you smell the damp grass after a chilly night, it's football time.

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It's never been a sound for me. It's always been a smell and feel. When you wake up in the morning and go outside and there is a nip in air and you smell the damp grass after a chilly night, it's football time.

Nailed it.

 

A couple days ago I woke up and looked outside and thought to myself "Self, you really need to find a patch of pavement, set up the grill, and knock back a few Blues."

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Nailed it.

 

A couple days ago I woke up and looked outside and thought to myself "Self, you really need to find a patch of pavement, set up the grill, and knock back a few Blues."

 

:lol::beer:

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It's never been a sound for me. It's always been a smell and feel. When you wake up in the morning and go outside and there is a nip in air and you smell the damp grass after a chilly night, it's football time.

 

This!!!

Add to it the smell of charcoal... Every time I cook on my grill it says football...

 

 

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When I am raking the different colored leaves in the backyard (yellow, brown, reddish brown) and then I take a step and feel a "squish" only to look down and find a pile of my dog's **** that wasn't picked up under a few leaves ...I mutter to myself "son of a B word"....that's the sound that reminds me football is around the corner.

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When I am raking the different colored leaves in the backyard (yellow, brown, reddish brown) and then I take a step and feel a "squish" only to look down and find a pile of my dog's **** that wasn't picked up under a few leaves ...I mutter to myself "son of a B word"....that's the sound that reminds me football is around the corner.

 

That's a s***** reminder that it's football season....

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to you that football season has arrived? The one sound every year that reminds me it's football time is the sound of shotguns being discharged. I live in a rural area and Sept. 1 is always the start of dove hunting.

Who would want to shoot a dove?

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Dove hunters.

I know I was just kidding. Big dove hunter here myself. I'm grinding my chops til dove hunting season, believe me. Whenever I see one them peaceful bastards, the first thing I think is man, that thing deserves to die. Nothing makes me feel like more of a man than splattering the brains of those little fellas across a clear September sky. Edited by metzelaars_lives
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I know I was just kidding. Big dove hunter here myself. I'm grinding my chops til dove hunting season, believe me. Whenever I see one them peaceful bastards, the first thing I think is man, that thing deserves to die. Nothing makes me feel like more of a man than splattering the brains of those little fellas across a clear September sky.

Is it safe to assume you don't eat meat?
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When my wife asks me how soon will this "stupid football thing" will be over.

 

 

No I eat it every day. I am perfectly comfortable with the supposed hypocrisy in enjoying a cheeseburger yet also not wanting to shoot doves.

 

Cows aren't peaceful?

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